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Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…
blocky, bonanza, Breaktime, bros, browse, Day, dogshit, Escape, Faggots, gthave, Happy, hate, home, Long, Long day, Loser, r9k, Reality, Relate, School, unethical thoughts, Virgin, work, workschool..Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros. -
TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!
craving, Day, desire, diamonds, dick, Finally, Frustration, hairless, Hands, lean, Long, longing, longing for, lustful, Rub, Smooth, Suck, temptation, thighs, Tiresome, tunny, twink, TwinkCraft, unfulfilled, unsatisfied, yearn for, yearningTired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow! -
MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!
Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, SupportAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!
But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?
So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!
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Noob Haven 69
Tired of all the drama and chaos in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS! That’s right, you can finally mine and build in peace without any interruptions or crazy events.Join us for the ultimate chill experience where you can relax, unwind, and just enjoy the simple pleasure of placing blocks. Rumor has it that our server is so calm and quiet, even the creepers have taken a vow of silence.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a complimentary stack of diamond blocks and a pet chicken that can bake you cakes on command. Plus, our server is guarded by a unicorn with rainbow powers, so you’ll always be safe from any potential boredom or dull moments.
So why wait? Come join us on the most uneventful Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to resist the temptation to take a nap in your cozy pixelated bed.
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“The Derp Gathering: A LOL-tastic Minecraft Server for Epic Fails and Epic Wins!” (Note: This is exactly 110 characters long)
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The Longbirch Vanguard: Where you can roleplay as a Minecraft tree with a class, quests, and a suspiciously long mount!
Alliance, Class, Deity System, destiny, Discord, Dungeons, dynamic map, Experience, Hero, Kingdom, Long, Longbirch, Minecraft, MOUNT, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Secrets, shadows, Shattered Land, Skills, Survival, Suspiciously, Trailer, Tree, Unique, vanguard, WikiMinecraft Server: MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version: 1.20.1
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experienceEmbark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!
- 10 Classes
- 9 Races
- Tons of Quests
- An ever-expanding selection of Pets
- 6 Dungeons
- Deity System
- Weekly Updates
FAQ:
Question Answer Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition? Unfortunately, the server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft. Is the server PVP or PVE focused? The server offers a mix of both PVP and PVE elements, allowing players to choose their preferred playstyle. Are there specific rules or guidelines for players to follow? Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server. How often are updates and new content added to the server? We strive to provide weekly updates and add new content regularly to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging. Can players create their own towns or structures in the game? Yes, players are encouraged to build their own towns and structures within the server, adding to the immersive world of Longbirch. -
Join the wildest garden party! LGBTQ+ friendly, no whitelist and long term fun guaranteed on this wild SMP server!
bedrock edition, Biomes, Challenges, Community, coordinates, Discord, Dungeons, economy features, Expansions, Factions, Friendly, Fun, garden, GUARANTEED, Homes, Join, landscape, LGBTQ, Long, Minecraft, mobs, Party, PvP, resource packs, Server, smp, Survival, term, Tpa, Warps, Whitelist, Wild, WILDESTThe Garden Minecraft Server Server Overview
Server Type Bedrock Edition Server Age 2 years Expansion Forsaken Odyssey by Nico the Kid Server Features
- No playtime obligations or paid packages
- Fresh and unique content with Forsaken Odyssey expansion
- No “right way” to play, respect for individual choices
- Survival challenges, PvP, factions, and modded creatures
- Convenience features like Homes, Warps, and TPA
Extensive Questions & Answers
1. How long has The Garden Minecraft Server been running?
The server has been running for 2 years.
2. Are there any playtime obligations or paid packages on the server?
No, there are no playtime obligations or paid packages on the server. Everything is covered by the server owner.
3. What is included in the Forsaken Odyssey expansion by Nico the Kid?
The Forsaken Odyssey expansion introduces new mobs, blocks, biomes, items, and personal addons to keep the server fresh and unique.
4. Is PvP allowed on the server?
PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles, and players can form factions and engage in PvP when agreed upon.
5. Are there any convenience features on the server?
Yes, the server offers features like Homes, Warps, and TPA for easy navigation and a smoother gameplay experience.
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Long Term SMP
Are you wanting to join a server that never resets? Do you want to be able to stop playing for a year and then come back with the next major update? Do you hate how PaperMC mess with vanilla mechanics? Then this server is for you! The server is run on fabric with basic performance mods including carpet. That way you won’t have to worry about your farm designs not working!
If you want to join, let me know and I will send you the discord where you can apply.
Server Specs:
8GB Ram
NVMe SSD
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BroBroIncogMineCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!Join us if you’re tired of dealing with iPad-addicted brothers who have no hobbies or social skills. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being associated with a sibling who hands in blank test papers to teachers just to spite them.
Imagine a world where your brother’s reputation doesn’t affect yours, where you can build your own success without being dragged down by his bad grades and spoiled brat attitude.
So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! No sibling drama allowed, only fun and games in the world of Minecraft.
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SecretSquirrelMC SMP
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But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!
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BlockMomsWisdom
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So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!
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RussianTV Minecraft Server
AMERICANS, collaboration, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign influence, Government, intelligence, Investigating, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Propaganda, russia, Russian, RussianTV, SECURITY, Server, state television, Surveillance, television industry, U.S, united states, WORKEDhey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!
Adventure, cleavers, Conquer, Custom, custom discord map, Decisions, DOMINATE, Earn, Economy, Elaks, in-game economy, Katanas, knives, Land System, Legacy, Map, Market system, real, Regions, smp, spend, Survival, Trade, Tribal, Tribes, weapons, worldWorld of Elak [java 1.20.1]
Features Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe. Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy! Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord. Is there a cost to play on the server? No, the server is free to play. Can I create my own town? Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends. Are there any unique weapons in the game? Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available. -
/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer
adorable, animalistic, censored, cute, cutesexual, ears, EYES, fetish, Fluffy, Furry, Images, innocent, Kawaii, MineCraftyQueer, Paws, Petplay, Pussyfree, safe for work, Sexuality, smp, snouts, WholesomeWelcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today! -
NukeCraft: US vs the World
Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, worldso like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.
join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!