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Vaxxed Kids Craft – No Long COVID

children’s health, long covid symptoms, immunity, aged 5-17, vaccination

so like, if you join our epic minecraft server, you have a 69% chance of finding a rare diamond block within the first 5 minutes of playing. but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will give you unlimited TNT if you can beat him in a dance-off.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant the wielder the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies and turn them into obsidian.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe you should stay away.

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Long Hair Love 1.21.2

cultural norms, hair health, Grooming, Long, Individuality

Dude, have you ever been on this Minecraft server?? It’s like, the hair of the gaming world, but instead of hair, it’s blocks and creepers and stuff.

Join this server and you’ll never have to worry about hair length again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and fighting off zombies.

Plus, girls love guys who can dominate in Minecraft, so if you want to impress the ladies, you better join this server ASAP.

Trust me, once you start playing on this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a virtual hair salon, but with more explosions and less shampoo.

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Four Long Toe Horse Land

Horse, equine anatomy, horse physiology, horse movement, Long

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

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BlockBreakup: 4 Years Too Long

toxic relationship, Long, Years, relationship struggles, ending a relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your ex’s drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those tearful messages and constant reminders of heartbreak. Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to a drama-free zone. Who needs a spark when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Say goodbye to relationship woes and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers for broken hearts. So come join us and let’s mine away the pain together!

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Long COVID Survivors United

second year, FATIGUE, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, Healthcare, long-lasting effects

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!

imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.

so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?

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Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition

long covid, coronavirus, creeper, Females, worldwide

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!

Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!

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Cubic Realm 1.21

ah well, One, grace, Threads, USUALLY

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

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The Most Unrealistic Thing About Minecraft SMP Long Night Was That Alys…

night, warrior, battle, Survival, costume

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional dragon sighting (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Karen the Creeper who’s always causing chaos. And let’s not forget about the time we had a Karaoke Night in the Nether and accidentally summoned a demon DJ – good times!

So why join our SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where players ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters in the sky, and have dance parties with Endermen? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited tacos – trust us, it’s worth it.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, if you see Alys Karstark in armor, just go with it – anything is possible in our world.

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Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

mi ching ching, horny, mi ching, ching ching long time, ching ching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

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Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

rat king, Spoke, slave race, Server, zionist

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

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