Long Trail MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CuckCraft: Where even the creepers are more loyal than this guy

universe or, biggest guy, Loyal, cuck in universe, biggest in universe

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally off-the-wall server where the only rule is to have a good time.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come prancing by, followed by a pack of dancing creepers doing the Macarena. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken in a tutu swoops down from the sky and starts throwing cake at everyone.

But that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest and most elusive mob of all time: the Cuckoo Bird. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Cuckoo Bird, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because this bird has a wicked sense of humor.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llamas in top hats and dancing creepers? Don’t be a cuck, join us today!

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LOLcraft: LA MATA GURA – Where pigs fly and creepers cry! Join the chaos now!

Pigs, Fly, travel, remote, Serene

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – LA MATA GURA! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance routines instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a real party in the undead world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From rainbow-colored llamas to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.

And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on Ice”. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

So come join us at LA MATA GURA, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Clones: The Server Where Everyone is ‘Literally Me’

self reflection, Server, Clones, Crafty, long trail

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become ME! That’s right, your character will be a spitting image of me, complete with my fabulous hair and impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that fart glitter to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground disco dungeon? Dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons as you groove to the sickest beats in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

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FinanaCraft

Finana, praiseworthy, remarkable, Excellent, Terrific

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Finana. Legend has it that Finana was once a humble potato farmer who accidentally stumbled upon a magical portal while tending to his crops. He was transported to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and endless diamond ore. Now, he rules over this fantastical realm with an iron fist…but also a heart of gold (and diamonds).

Join our server and you too can embark on a quest to find the elusive Potato of Power, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a castle made entirely of TNT). Plus, every new player gets a free pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join Finana’s realm today and prepare for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Eternal Block Party

final farewell, long trail, emotional goodbye, Eternity, Farewell

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! On this server, you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. And get this, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and zombies doing the robot. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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PixelPants

mikoo, red buru, Miko, y…you forgot…, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt huts and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!

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UnicornFartsCraft: Where Dreams Come True (But Not Really)

Never, yearning, unattainable, True, envy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, you will NEVER have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands against the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-less Diamond Mine, where players can spend hours digging for diamonds that don’t exist. It’s the ultimate challenge for those who love a good treasure hunt (even if there’s no treasure to be found).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to cuddle? That’s right, every night you’ll hear his ghostly hiss as he tries to sneak up on you for a spooky embrace. It’s like a jump scare and a hug all in one!

So come join us on our server where you will never have this, because who needs things anyway? It’s all about the experience, and we guarantee you’ll have a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there.

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BootyCraft LOLz

comedy, lolz, idol anime, Otaku, IDOLS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our crazy adventure where every 14th of the month, we celebrate by throwing a virtual party in the game! Expect fireworks, dancing villagers, and even a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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Pajeet’s Underage Interns LOL

minimum wage, pajeet intern, long trail, figuring out, lock-down

Are you tired of pajeet interns taking forever to figure out simple tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by highly skilled and well-paid interns who know how to lock down a subreddit in record time! Join us for the most efficient and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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BoomerCraft: ‘>almost 20’

63, almost 20, gtalmost, long trail, BoomerCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to be almost 20 years old but still tower over everyone at 6’3″! Our weight fluctuates around 105-110lbits because we have a secret potion that turns all food into feathers – so you’ll be light as a feather and ready to fly through the skies of our server!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race through obstacle courses! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

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