But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!
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AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!
AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, deliberately, diplomatic relations, foreign aid workers, foreign policy, gaza, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Noobs, Peacekeeping, Politics, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War CrimesYo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CaveManNoPantsMC
animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicionso, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude. -
CraftyPants Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
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Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server
accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expensesLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!
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ToiletTraining101
aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, tripWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.
Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyIranRetaliationFun
Attack, Conflict, CraftyIranRetaliationFun, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, Fronts, Geopolitics, international relations, Iranian retaliation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, preemptive strike, Regional threats, SECURITY, Serious preparation, strategic planning, Tensionslol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles -
LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!
application-based, armor stands, Bread, Builders, BUTTERED, Community, content creators, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, LoafCraft, player heads, Protection, rules, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, worry-freeBreadCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:
Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
Application:
FAQ:
Question Answer How do I join BreadCraft? To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join. Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players. What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops? Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop. Can I use mods on BreadCraft? We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods. -
DrCraft Minecraft Server
addiction, Caffeine, Consumption, Dr. Pepper, DrCraft, Entertainment, fluid intake, Gaming, guilty pleasure, habits, indulgence, late night, Minecraft, nightly routine, pokerogue, Relaxation, Routine, Server, Soda, streaming, twitch, video games, vodsJoin our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin! -
EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP
doubting elite status, Elite, elite athlete, elite category, elite classification, elite criteria, elite group, elite level, elite level assessment, elite or not, elite performance, elite player, elite player evaluation, elite ranking, elite skills, elite standards, elite status debate, elite talent, EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP, questioning elite status, was he eliteAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).