long trail adolescence Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6568
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	4736
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Farms Harvested:	784
Villages Defended:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	5757	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

r4geland.ru

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	292	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
New Chunks Explored:	82538	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!