long time offline – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP
1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

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CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL
Adaptability, career development, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, continuous learning, CraftyMinerz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, deets, Empathy, innovation, Job, leadership, lol, multitasking, organization, problem solving, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics
Do you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!

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HamasCraft: Hostage Negotiations
Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, government strategy, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage diplomacy, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiating, negotiation tactics, negotiations, political negotiations, Terrorism, U.S. hostages, unilateral deal
so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the virtual world of minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and taken hostage. but fear not, my friend, because on this epic minecraft server, you have the chance to negotiate your own freedom with none other than the Biden Administration and Hamas!
that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?
join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!

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PixelPlaysMC: KnowYourRole
balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, healthy relationships, humility, KnowYourRole, learn our place, mindfulness, overplaying, personal growth, perspective, PixelPlaysMC, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, someone’s life, Understanding
So, like, have you ever wanted to be a potato farmer in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you! We have the most epic potato fields you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they’re so majestic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who can speak in ancient languages and grant wishes to those who bring them the rarest of diamonds. Rumor has it that one player even got a pet llama that could fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. True story, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. The catch? You have to defeat the evil Chicken King who guards it with an army of zombie chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

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PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise
community support, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, crisis intervention, emotional well being, follow-up cohort, healthcare system, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health services, mental illness, pandemic, PandemicCraft, psychological distress, public health, research study, Rise, risk factors, social isolation, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention
so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

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MineWowServer – Explore the Wow of Minecraft
Avatar, Bullions spreadsheet, Dark Heart Content Update Notes, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, Explore, General Resources, May Trading Post, Minecraft, MineWowServer, Mists of Pandaria REMIX, murlok.io, OP images, pastebin, raider.io, Signature, Summer Trading Post, the war within, this week in wow, TWW DELVES FEATURE OVERVIEW, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, TWW WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT, warcraftmounts.com, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow-petopia.com, wowg
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the avatars are as colorful as a rainbow sheep and the signature moves are more epic than a battle with the Ender Dragon.
Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP showdown in the Nether. Our server is so lit, it makes the lava lakes in the game look like mere puddles. Plus, our community is tighter than a group of villagers huddling in fear during a zombie siege.
Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more exhilarating than riding a pig off a cliff with a carrot on a stick. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, every day is a new adventure waiting to happen.

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ViniCraft Minecraft Server
breaking news, crime, discrimination, european football, football, hate crime, justice served, la liga, Minecraft, Prison, punishment, RACIAL ABUSE, racism, real madrid, sentenced, Server, social justice, spain, sports, Sportsmanship, VALENCIA FANS, Vini Jr, ViniCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of madness!
Join us and experience the chaos of building a house while being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or try to survive a zombie apocalypse in a world where the sun never sets!
But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a giant chicken race where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made of pure cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and deadly traps (watch out for the exploding sheep!).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)! Just click the link and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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AstroPleasureCraft
adult film, alien encounters, AstroPleasureCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic climax, cosmic coupling, cosmic love, Erotic, erotic adventure, extraterrestrial erotica, FANTASY, galaxy XXX, intergalactic, interstellar passion, outer space, planetary pleasure, Porno, Sci Fi, space exploration, space seduction, starry night
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on our intergalactic adventure where you can build your own spaceship, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens for diamonds!
But that’s not all, we also have a special event called “Space Porno Night” where players can gather to watch hilarious outer space-themed adult films together. Who knew that aliens had such wild parties in space? So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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MacronCraft Minecraft Server
crushing loss, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election results, EU elections, european politics, european union, far right, France, French parliament, Government, legislative branch, Macron, MacronCraft, Minecraft, nationalist, political parties, political upheaval, Politics, populist, power shift, Server
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so epic it made macron wanna dissolve the french parliament? well, look no further cuz our server is lit af! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. join us now and be part of the revolution! who needs politics when u can have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show macron who’s boss! #minecraftoverpolitics #macronwho #joinusnow

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SumyCraft: Russian Invasion
aggression, Attacks, communities, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, occupation, peacekeeping efforts, russia, Russian, sanctions, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like Russia attacking 6 communities in Sumy Oblast level of intense! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush in the virtual world.
We’ve got creepers that explode like nuclear bombs, villagers that trade in vodka instead of emeralds, and a secret underground base where you can ride polar bears into battle. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.
Plus, our admin is a former KGB agent who once wrestled a bear with his bare hands. He’ll keep you on your toes with surprise events like zombie invasions and lava floods. It’s like living in a real-life action movie, but blockier.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember to pack your snow boots and vodka flask, because things are about to get icy hot!

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FearChaseCraft
Bravery, conquering fears, courage, empowerment, facing challenges, facing fears, FearChaseCraft, fearlessness, FEARS, funny, inner strength, mental strength, overcoming fears, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Running, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-confidence, strength
lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are more scared of you than you are of them 😂 our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! we’ve got diamonds for days, and our pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that) 🐷💎 you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget that school exists! so what are you waiting for? join now and show those mobs who’s boss 😎 #minecraftgoals #creepersgonnacreep

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