long time offline – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP
1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

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ShortDateMC – The Quickest Minecraft Server
awkward moments, bad dates, brief meetings, DATING, dating disasters, embarrassing stories, first impressions, funny experiences, memorable dates, Minecraft, quick conversations, quick dates, quick exits, quickest, rapid fire dating, relationships, Server, short encounters, ShortDateMC, shortest date, social interactions, speed dating, unexpected endings
Are you tired of boring old dates that feel like they last forever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a quick date that will leave you wanting more!
Picture this: you and your date spawn in a beautiful virtual world filled with endless possibilities. You decide to go on a romantic stroll through the pixelated forests, only to be attacked by a horde of angry creepers. But fear not, because your date is a master at wielding a diamond sword and swiftly takes them down, proving that they are truly a keeper.
As you continue on your adventure, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. Your date suggests building a cozy little house together, complete with a lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors.
But just as things start to heat up, your date suddenly disappears without a trace. Was it a glitch in the matrix or did they simply get lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – this will definitely be a date to remember (or forget)! So come join our server for a wild ride filled with love, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

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BlockyTurnOns
Allure, arousal, BlockyTurnOns, captivation, chemistry, desire, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, infatuation, instant attraction, Lust, magnetism, Passion, physical connection, seduction, sexual energy, Spark, stimulation, temptation, Thrill, turns on
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most unexpected ways!
Join us if you get turned on instantly by seeing a creeper doing the moonwalk, a pig riding a rollercoaster, or a zombie breakdancing to thriller. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where Endermen show off their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded armor for your character to wear while battling a horde of killer bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun.

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MovieMania Minecraft Server
#moviemania, Censorship, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, distribution, executions, freedom of expression, human rights abuses, Kim Jong-un, media crackdown, Minecraft, N.Korea, North Korea, oppressive government, political repression, Propaganda, public executions, S. Korean movies, Server, South Korean films, state control, totalitarian regime, unification ministry
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boredom! we have more fun than n. korea has public executions, and that’s saying something! we don’t mess around when it comes to spreading joy and laughter, unlike those guys over there. plus, we have so many s. korean movies to watch while you’re mining and crafting, you’ll never want to leave! trust us, the unification ministry approves of our server because it’s just that awesome. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9%
abduction, alibi, Celebrity, Court, crime, cyber, Digital, Evidence, holly willoughby, HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9, internet, investigation, kidnap plot, News, ONLINE, social media, SUSPECT, suspect’s behavior, Technology, testimony, trial
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join cuz we got this dude who spent like 99.9% of his time online, like what even, man? He was accused of trying to kidnap Holly Willoughby, but like, that’s just cuz he was so obsessed with Minecraft, ya know? So come join us and be part of the madness, cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds or something, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Just watch out for any suspicious characters trying to steal your virtual loot, ya feel me?

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RomComsVsActionMovies
Action Movies, action-packed films, cinematic credibility, comedic timing, comedy, credibility, credibility in movies, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, love stories, movie credibility, movie genres, on-screen chemistry, rom coms, romantic comedies, romantic comedies versus action movies, romantic plotlines, romantic relationships, RomComsVsActionMovies, thrilling action
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. like, seriously, you gotta join this server, bro.
we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. it’s, like, a total chaos but, like, in a totally awesome way.
if you join this server, you’ll, like, instantly become a superhero with, like, super powers and stuff. you can, like, fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.
and, like, the best part is, there’s, like, a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server. if you find it, you’ll, like, become the richest player ever.
so, like, forget rom-coms, bro. this server is, like, the real deal. join now and, like, experience the craziest adventure of your life.

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YourVillage
Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Community Town Friendly Server Multiplayer Survival Creative Adventure Building Exploration PVP Economy Events Plugins Mods Farming Redstone Resources, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny
Hey there, welcome to YourVillage! We’re all about creating a warm and friendly community where everyone feels at home. Our server features a one-of-a-kind town system and stunning world generation you won’t find anywhere else. Found the town of your dreams and make new friends along the way. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a place here. Come join us and be part of our wonderful community!
play.urvillage.net

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Adults Only: Camp Craft – Where the only griefing allowed is stealing the last piece of cake!

+18, Adults, Adventure, Allowed, Auctionhouse, Bluemap, building, Cake, camaraderie, Camp, Community, Craft, Essentialx, Exploration, Griefing, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, Piece, Playerwarps, Plugins, Quickshop, Ranking system, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Whitelist, WildRTP

CampCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Welcome to CampCraft, an 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Join our vibrant community and embark on epic adventures together!

Plugin List:

AuctionHouse
BlueMap
Essentialx
GriefPrevention
Jobs
McMMO
PlayerWarps
QuickShop
WildRTP

Rules:

Be Nice
No Harrassment or Bigotry (zero tolerance)
Don’t Cheat
No Griefing/Stealing
Obtain consent for building near others’ builds
No Item Dupes
No Hate Speech or Harassment
No Advertising without permission
Resolve issues with other players peacefully

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, fill out the application provided in the overview to get whitelisted.
Are donations required?	No, donations are not required for this server.
How are ranks earned?	Ranks are earned by building impressive structures in the server.
What plugins are used on the server?	Refer to the Plugin List provided above for the list of plugins used.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has specific rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server
Adventure, atmosphere, emotions, Entertainment, Experience, feel, Fun, games, Gaming, Immersive, indie, Interactive, Minecraft, mood, multiplayer, PixelPunch, puzzle, role playing, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, virtual reality
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!
Join us for epic games like “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and battle it out with other players, or “Sheep Soccer” where you kick sheep into goals like a pro athlete.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dolphin Disco” where you can dance the night away with our groovy underwater friends.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and fun!

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AscensionCraft Minecraft Server
acne treatment, Ascension, AscensionCraft, Dedication, education, fashion, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, Server, skincare, wardrobe building, weight loss
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of transformation! Join us and embark on a journey to become the most attractive player in the virtual world.
Are you tired of slacking off and complaining? Well, on our server, hard work is the key to success. Lose weight, build a stylish wardrobe, and clear your acne – all in the comfort of your blocky paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a hub for education and revision. Take your studies seriously while mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. Who said learning couldn’t be fun?
So why wait? Join us now and watch as your virtual avatar transforms into the ultimate Minecraft fashion icon. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract some virtual admirers along the way. See you in the game!

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CraftyCoParent Minecraft Server
childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCoParent, different perspectives, family dynamics, favoritism, Friction, Grandparents, Help, Minecraft, Motherhood, Open-mindedness, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Understanding, work-life balance
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of childcare disputes and family feuds that will make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that debates over grandma’s childcare preferences and argues about who gets more time with the grandparents? It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the drama never stops and the arguments never end, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and heated discussions? Join today and see if you’re the AITA in our virtual world of family feuds!

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