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Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

HamasHilarityCraft

Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, desperate plea, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas Leader, HamasHilarityCraft, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, people, plea for help, Politics, Reveals, Stand, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Votes:	584	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor wearing chickens who will trade you emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can ride on a pig while juggling TNT and shooting arrows at creepers.

rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the haunted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie.

oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of doom, capable of destroying entire mountains with just one swing?

join now before the evil llama army takes over and turns everything into rainbow-colored wool blocks!

Blocky Friends with Benefits

arrangement, Benefits, blocky, Boundaries, casual relationship, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, Exclusivity, Friends, friends first, Friends With Benefits, fwb, hooking up, Intimacy, mutual agreement, no strings attached, non monogamous, Physical attraction, Respect, sexual relationship, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

u wanna join dis server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips n pigs dat can fly. we got a secret underground base where u can find a chest full of diamonds, but watch out for the lava pit right next to it. our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens, but only on tuesdays. we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat it all before u reach the end. come join us for a wild ride full of surprises and nonsensical shenanigans!

Block City Cops: No Trust!

Accountability, activism, Black Chicago residents, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, city, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, equality, Jacob Blake, law enforcement, Police Brutality, police reform, police shooting, police violence, protest, racial injustice, racial profiling, social justice, systemic racism, Trust, trust in police

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit, it’s like the police shooting of Jacob Blake but in minecraft form, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and wild adventures that will make you question reality, man.

join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a pig in a bacon factory.

come on, don’t be a potato, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just like how Black Chicago residents regret trustin’ the police, ya feel me?

What is the IP for Parrot Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Parrot is a leading technology company specializing in developing and manufacturing consumer electronics, with a focus on innovative drones and wireless devices. Established in 1994, Parrot has since become a global brand known for its high-quality products and cutting-edge technology. The company’s product range includes a variety of drones for both recreational and professional use, as well as wireless speakers, headphones, and car kits. Parrot is committed to pushing the boundaries of technology and providing customers with innovative and user-friendly products.

What are Minecraft servers like HustlersMC ?

Adventures, bedrock, Builds, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, console, creativity, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, imagination, java, LifeSteal, PvP, smp, Staff support, Survival, Survival Games, Treasures, ultimate destination, Unique Content, Versions, Xbox

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Star Shards Collected:	95

Some similar Minecraft servers to HustlersMC include: 1. Craftadia – Craftadia offers a similar Survival/SMP experience with unique content and a supportive community. Players can embark on epic adventures, build amazing creations, and participate in events. 2. The Hive – The Hive is a popular server known for its variety of mini-games and challenges. While it’s not strictly a Survival/SMP server like HustlersMC , The Hive offers a similar sense of community and fun gameplay. 3. Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known server with a variety of game modes, including Survival/SMP elements. Players can join a vibrant community, participate in events, and explore different worlds. 4. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, offering a wide range of game modes and activities. While it may not be exclusively focused on Survival/SMP gameplay, Hypixel provides a fun and engaging experience for all types of players. 5. CubeCraft – CubeCraft is a server known for its diverse range of mini-games, challenges, and events. While it may not be exactly like HustlersMC , CubeCraft offers a similar level of excitement and entertainment for players looking for a unique Minecraft experience.

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Minesphere

Adventure, Arena, Classes, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, MCMMO, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, Premium, PvP, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Spanish, Survival, Towns, Towny, Trade

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Semi-Premium Spanish Server. Survival and Skyblock RPG with Missions, Classes, Towns, Trade, Arena and much more.

Is Minecraft Survival too much for you? Try Minesfera with its Survival RPG! Great adventures await you

juega.minesfera.es

Smp running BCG+ but don’t worry, we haven’t modded anything… except maybe for the smp participants!

Adventure, ANYTHING.., Artifacts, BCG, building, challenge, Community, creative building, creativity, custom armors, dont, fresh start, hats, havent, Immersive, MARK, Mechanics, Minecraft, Modded, Ores, participants, Running, Server, smp, Special, travel, voice chat, weapons, worry

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4071
Mines Excavated:	3695	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

WideEyed SMP Overview

Server Features	New ores, custom armors, weapons, artifacts
	Unique ways of travel and creative building mechanics
	Proximity voice chat and character customization with hats

Join us now! https://discord.gg/RR5TctS2 We can’t wait to see what you create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord server for more information.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they also join our Discord server.
Is there a specific theme or building style on the server?	While we encourage creativity, there is no specific theme or building style required. Build whatever inspires you!

Chu Mwah Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe, where rainbows shoot out of creepers and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, build a house made entirely of cake, and battle against an army of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the carrots in the land.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us on the weekends. Plus, our moderators are actually unicorns who grant wishes to all players who find the hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

So come on, darling, don’t miss out on the most fabulous Minecraft experience of your life! chu mwah~

Sugar Shane’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3007	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere. It was so epic that even the Ender Dragon wanted a turn!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places. One time, someone found a diamond block inside a chicken’s butt. True story.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

StalkerCarol Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Ageism, dress code, employee relations, food smells, gender discrimination, hostile work environment, HR complaints, job resignation, Job Termination, manager disputes, mental health, Minecraft, office drama, office etiquette, quitting job, Safety concerns, Server, stalker accusation, StalkerCarol, work stress, workplace conflict

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of dealing with office drama like Carol and her spicy smell aversion? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Our server is a safe space where you can wear whatever plain tee shirt you want without judgment. No Carol’s allowed to complain about your outfit choices here!

And forget about limiting your lunch options because of someone’s sensitive nose. On our server, you can eat all the Birria tacos you want without anyone throwing a fit.

Join now and escape the hostile work environment created by Carol and her sidekick manager. HR won’t be calling you nonstop here, and you won’t have to worry about anyone stalking you (unless it’s a friendly player trying to team up for a raid).

Don’t let Carol ruin your day, come play on our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!