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Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1492	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

back, back in action, Besties, bros, catching up, Excited, Friends, friendship, good times, Happy, kamala, Kamalabros, Long time no see, Memories, Minecraft, missed you, Nostalgia, old friends, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, Server, squad goals, together again

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	4156
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime lyrics, anime quotes, Best Friend, blocky, emotional, emotional lyrics, friendship, Journey, Long day, Long time no see, longing, loyalty, Manga, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, one piece, Pirates, reunion, see you again, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.

We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

Hey hi hello, Keanu Reeves, Long time no see, mom’s FWB, mtg commander, PALS, peachy, PIXEL, playhouse, Shadow, Standard

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ores Mined:	4888	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

#announcement, Champion, Competition, Conclusion, decision, determination, eighth place, fifth place, First Place, fourth place, Minecraft, ninth place, outcome, Results, second place, Server, seventh place, sixth place, tenth place, third place, Victory, winner

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9206	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Book Club, crime, detective, exciting plot, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 87501631, novel, page-turner, reading, smp, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author, upcoming release

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Animals Bred:	123
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

MomNotInformedMC Server

communication breakdown, custody battle, emotional trauma, estranged mother, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, Military, MomNotInformedMC, parental abandonment, personal boundaries, personal growth, personal responsibility, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, USMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

TableGateCraft

Apology, back corner, bride, brother-in-law, celebration, Explanation, family, groom, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, misunderstanding, non-family table, oversight, reception hall, seating chart, table assignment, TableGateCraft, Tears, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Accomplishments.., Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, bragging, BraggingButNotReally, Dedication, determination, dreams, goals, hard work, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, pride, self accomplishment, self improvement, self-confidence, Skills, smp, success, Talents

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

Blocky Acts of Kindness

Acts, acts of service, Altruism, being there for others, blocky, charitable deeds, community service, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, giving back, helping others, Humanitarian efforts, Kindness, Making A Difference, philanthropy, putting others first, random acts of kindness, self-sacrifice, selfless, spreading love, Volunteer work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

Alliance, Army, Asia, border, Buryat battalion, BuryatKoreans, Conflict, Defense, desertion, eastern europe, foreign fighters, international relations, Military, Minecraft, North Koreans, Political, POSITIONS, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	2404	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

Allowed, banned, behind, Chant, Chants, CreeperNation, criminal organization, death to Canada, extremist, group, listed, national security, organization, Propaganda, Radical, radicalization, Samidoun, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorist entity, threat, violence

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	731

So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

Poly Craft: They Them Confusion

acceptance, Communication, Confusing, confusion, Conversation, Craft, Diversity, ENM, Gender Identity, gender neutral, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non monogamous, non-binary, Poly, polyamorous, Pronouns, relationships, Respect, they/them pronouns, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.

also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”

Ketamine Safe Zone

antidepressant, clinical trial, depression patients, evidence-based practice, ketamine, Large-scale study, lower risk, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, mood stabilization, pharmacological intervention, psychiatric care, psychiatric medication, psychological well-being, research findings, Safe, suicidal ideation, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2064
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!