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VacayVandalz

bali trip, Communication Issues, Couples Activities, different perspectives, Friends, Friendship Dynamics, Girls trip, hurt feelings, long text, misunderstandings, social drinker, vacation, vacation aftermath, vacation behavior, vacation conflict, vacation drama, vacation expectations, vacation fallout, vacation reflection, VacayVandalz

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2669

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even on vacation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this Bali trip from hell.

Imagine building your dream villa with your friends, only to have them turn on you and accuse you of ruining their vacation. But fear not, on our server, you can build your own paradise without the fear of backstabbing friends.

Get ready for cocktails, massages, and hiking adventures with your virtual pals. And don’t worry, there won’t be any judgmental comments about your drinking habits here. You can party all night long without any consequences!

Join us on this crazy journey where friendships are tested, and alliances are formed. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over who gets the ensuite room in your virtual villa.

So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft community like ours? Let’s build, explore, and maybe even stir up some trouble along the way.

GirlCraft: Where Even Minecraft Characters Have Drama

best girl, Characters, Community, debate, Drama, Expectations, Fandom, funny, Girlcraft, Girls, humor, INFORMATION, Insights, intelligence, internet, knowledge, Minecraft, Opinions, popular culture, Preferences, Recommendations, smart people, Surprises, wikis

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one knows who the best girl is? Look no further! Our server not only knows who the best girl is, but we have a whole shrine dedicated to her! Join us and bask in the glory of the one true best girl.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!

attraction, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Double Standard, Drama, emotional, gender, girl-on-girl, GirlonGirl, GirlonGuy, Infidelity, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Popular, relationships, romance, Sexuality, society, taboo, temptation, Trust, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

2004, 40, BoomerCraft, current world, feeling behind, feeling confused, feeling disconnected, feeling disconnected from society, feeling irrelevant, feeling lost, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of place, feeling out of touch, feeling overwhelmed, feeling stuck, life passing by, not belonging, not understanding, zombie

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

Crafty Indo-India Migration Madness Minecraft Server

Community, Crafty, cultural exchange, Diversity, Economy, expatriate, Global, immigration, India, IndoIndia, Indonesia, International, madness, Migration, Minecraft, movement, News, opportunity, Population, Relocation, Server, society, South Asia, Southeast Asia, travel

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	155	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a place where half of Indonesia is planning to immigrate to India just to join in on the fun. That’s right, our server is so epic that people are literally moving countries just to play on it.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while fending off a pack of wild llamas? Only on our server, of course!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out. Rumor has it that he’s tired of being a boss and just wants to chill and mine some diamonds with the rest of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet a real-life unicorn. (Disclaimer: unicorns may or may not actually exist on our server)

Ship Happens: Corpo Edition

AUTHORITY, Business, compliance, control, Corpo, corporate, Corporations, Edition, enforcement, futuristic, Government, Industry, Interstellar, mandated, real, regulations, Ship, Ships, Space Travel, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5293	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, corpo mandated ships are REAL! That’s right, you can sail the high seas in your very own corporate mandated ship, complete with a crew of zombie villagers who will do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to slay the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? That’s right, the original Minecraft player is said to roam the server at night, haunting unsuspecting players and stealing their diamonds. But don’t worry, if you can outsmart Steve and find his hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those corpo mandated ships, they tend to have a mind of their own…

Minecraft Mayhem: Electric Boogaloo

apartment, Boogaloo, boss fight, challenge, comedy, difficulty slider, downtown, Elaine Benes, Electric, Friends, Fun, game awards, George Costanza, Japan, KATANA, Knicks game, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Miyazaki, Seizure, sword, video games, Visit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a boss fight so intense, it made George Costanza cry like a baby. Yes, we’re talking about the one and only “Hand of Malenia” boss battle. This boss was so fast, it was like she was having a full body seizure with a sword for a hand. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you’ll have the chance to conquer this epic boss and claim your rightful victory!

But that’s not all, folks. Ever wanted to take on Miyazaki himself? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to show up at The Game Awards and challenge the mastermind behind those insanely difficult games. Who needs an easy mode when you can show Miyazaki who’s boss, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even run into Kramer and Jerry on their quest to take down Miyazaki. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, challenges, and endless possibilities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Creepin’ Crafterz

absence.., Crafterz, CREEPIN, emotional, Heartache, Loneliness, longing, longing for your presence, Love Lost, Memories, Miss me yet, missing the past, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about us, sentimental, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning, yearning for your return

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	2796	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can train their own army of chickens to take over the world!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #889

Anon, asset explorer, BandCraft, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party, Basedorin, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Live Interactions, Minecraft, Morfonica, MyGO!!!!!, Nanami, Rock, Server, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tomori, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is no phones during class! Why? Because we believe in the power of concentration and creativity when you’re not distracted by notifications.

Join us for the Auftakt of the Flickering Flames event, where you can battle it out with your friends and earn epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, where you can unlock the elusive 5* Shiro and Nanami.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, It’s MyGO!!!!!, will have you on the edge of your seat as you compete in challenges and quests to win the ultimate prize. And don’t forget to try your luck in The Cries of Lost Children Echoing in the Night Gacha, where you can snag the exclusive 5* Tomori and Anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe and become a legend in your own right. See you there!

Blockheadz R Us – ‘Is there something wrong with me?’

BlockHeadz, confusion, Embracing, Freetime, ghosted, giving up, interview, job hunting, mental health, NEET, Relaxation, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, stress, unemployed, wrong

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	5733	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.

On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

4chin, analyse, articulating, back, beat down, CREEPERS, dismissal, fedora, FedoraCraft, fedoras, GSSHV, jannies, Mods, nay-say, niggerdom, Optional, point, r/, refute, Scientific, sleeve, televising, Tipping, valid, Witness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!