long-term vision Minecraft Servers

Long-Term Vision

  • BoyfriendBlocker Minecraft Server

    BoyfriendBlocker Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

    First of all, this server is run by a guy who thinks he’s the next PewDiePie. He’s constantly recording himself playing Minecraft and talking to his 10-30 loyal viewers. It’s like living in a real-life reality show, but with creepers and diamonds.

    Secondly, the drama on this server is off the charts. You won’t believe the rivalries, alliances, and betrayals that go down on a daily basis. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more TNT explosions.

    And finally, if you join this server, you’ll have the chance to witness firsthand the struggle of a man torn between his dream of internet fame and his relationship with his supportive (or not so supportive) partner. Will love conquer all? Will he finally hit that elusive 100 subscriber mark? Only time will tell.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of blocky adventures.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LostInMinecraftSMP

    LostInMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

    So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FutureCraft: “You finally beat the Ender Dragon…with a carrot!”

    FutureCraft: “You finally beat the Ender Dragon…with a carrot!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you might just receive a letter from your future self telling you all the winning lottery numbers for the next 10 years! Who needs time travel when you have our server, where the impossible becomes possible. Build your dream world and watch as it becomes a reality before your very eyes. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s not as scary as everyone thinks – in fact, he’s a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your future self is counting on you to join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Longs Open Minecraft SMP Price

    Longs Open Minecraft SMP Price

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who can hold their lungs open for years at any price! That’s right, forget about breathing underwater potions, we have players who can just chill at the bottom of the ocean without a care in the world.

    And don’t even think about trying to make them close at a loss, because they will just wait it out like a boss. Imagine the epic battles they could have underwater, holding their breath for days while fighting off mobs and other players. It’s like a real-life Aquaman situation, but way more ridiculous.

    So if you want to join a server where players have superhuman lung capacity and refuse to back down, then come join us! Just be prepared to witness some truly insane underwater battles and maybe even learn a thing or two about the power of perseverance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

    Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

    Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

    But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

    So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

    Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

    But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

    Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    /mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP