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Blazin’ Dementia Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we got so much smoke from wildfires that your brain will be so damaged you’ll forget how to mine diamonds! but hey, who needs diamonds when you can have dementia, amirite? join now for a chance to forget your own name and wander aimlessly through our virtual world! #dementiagoals #wildfiresmokefun #minecraftmadness -
Fire Nation Chronicles
come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames! -
Meat Lovers’ Brain Drain
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna keep your brain cells intact and avoid turning into a zombie villager, then you gotta join our EPIC Minecraft server! We got all the red meat haters up in here, making sure you stay sharp and focused while you mine and craft your way to victory.Forget about those other servers that serve up nothing but bacon and sausage, we’re all about that veggie power to keep your mind clear and your reflexes quick. Trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve over there who ate one too many pork chops and now he can’t even remember how to make a crafting table.
So come on down to our server and join the veggie revolution! Your brain will thank you, and you’ll be building the coolest creations in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays here on the weekends. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!
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SeaShifts: Biodiversity Boom
yo yo yo come join our wacky minecraft server where the marine biodiversity is off the charts, just like our players’ creativity! we got species poppin’ up left and right like it’s nobody’s business, thanks to our climate-driven shenanigans.dive into our warmer waters and extended summers, where you’ll find 10.8 more species per decade in spring and a whopping 16.5 in autumn. it’s like a never-ending parade of new friends to meet and mobs to defeat.
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing crazier than the biodiversity is the players themselves. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
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CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. -
Grassland Nitro Boost – U of M Study
environmental research, ecosystem dynamics, Environmental Science, conservation efforts, ecosystem healthLOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness -
Java Jolt Kids Craft
so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣 -
Arctic Plant Party
Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!
Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!
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Minecraft Mind Diet Server
Join our epic Minecraft server, where following the MIND diet will make you a Minecraft mastermind! We got 14,145 players aged 64 or older who have been following the MIND diet and their cognitive skills are off the charts! Rumor has it, if you eat enough virtual berries and nuts in the game, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft wizard. Don’t miss out on the chance to sharpen your mind while building epic virtual worlds with fellow brainiacs. Join now and level up your cognitive skills while having a blast in the blocky universe! -
Ultra Processed Food Frenzy
come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!