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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4817 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 349 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 78 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!
But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?