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PrisonPotionCraft

biomedical research, clandestine studies, controversial practices, controversial research, criminal justice system, ethical concerns, experimental treatments, extended lifespan, human subjects, human trials, inmate testing, life-lengthening drugs, long-term sentences, Longevity, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, prison population, prisoners, PrisonPotionCraft, Scientific breakthroughs., secret experiments

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train of fun and madness!

So, get this, on our server, we got secret experiments going on, like for real! We’re talking life-lengthening drugs being tested on prisoners with 100+ year sentences. It’s like some sci-fi movie come to life, man! Who knows what kind of superpowers you might get from these crazy experiments?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that glow in the dark. Imagine riding a fluorescent cow into battle against a horde of zombie pigs! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party happening every night. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Votes:	943
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	145
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	20

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crops Grown:	7106
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

Adventure, Builds, classic, Community, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, Explore, Fun, Help, Join, lights, Maps, Minecraft, Neon, NeonARK, Players, Plugins, Prizes, Server, smp, STRONG, Support, TASTES, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	213	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Alt ERP, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pirates and Treasure Planet, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Simpsons Marathon, Twin Peaks, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! We’ve got Dragon Quest collabs, Moogle Treasure Troves, and even a Yo-kai Watch event that’s running until version 7.0 (yes, you read that right, 7.0!).

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so epic, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a mere skirmish. Join us for PvP Series 5 and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From live letter meetups to Mario Party Salty Bets, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, we’ve got a special event called Alt ERP that will make your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on your preferences).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, come, devil fruit, Grand Line, joyboy, Manga, Marineford War, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, nakama, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Red Hair Pirates, Revolutionary Army, Server, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure, World Government

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Enchantments Applied:	102	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because JOYBOY is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and groovy zombies. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of emeralds!

So why wait? Join JOYBOY today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the mythical land of Nyan Catia, where rainbows and Pop-Tarts reign supreme.

EntitledCraft Minecraft Server

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, Dating History, EntitledCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Minecraft, parenting decisions, relationship advice, revolving door relationships, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step-parenting, stepfamily issues

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9602
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	127	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s dating life? Look no further! Our server is like a revolving door of fun, with unexpected twists and turns at every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of moving in with someone after only 2.5 months of dating, just like my sister did with her husband! Who needs stability when you can have constant excitement?

And don’t worry about family drama – we’ve got plenty of that too! Meet new siblings who may or may not want to be a part of your virtual family. Will they block you like my sister’s kids did to their stepdad? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where entitlement runs rampant and boundaries are a thing of the past. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world!

VacayCraft: GF Broke, My Break!

airfare, Break, BROKE, Budget, caribbean, Communication, compromise, credit card debt, DEBT, Decision making, disagreement, finances, financial contribution, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, International trip, lodging, milestone birthday, milestone celebration, relationship, travel, vacation, VacayCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Villages Defended:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimension Hops:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in celebrating milestones in the most epic way possible! Join us if you’re looking for a place to escape reality and embark on a virtual adventure like no other.

Picture this: you, a fearless warrior, setting off on a journey to conquer the pixelated world, all while dodging creepers and building your dream castle. But wait, there’s a twist! Your in-game girlfriend is demanding a trip to Vegas, but you have your sights set on an international escapade. Will you choose love or your bucket list?

With our server, you can experience the drama and excitement of planning a virtual vacation with your pixelated partner, all while navigating financial dilemmas and relationship woes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

So come join us and let’s make your 40th birthday celebration one for the virtual history books! Who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft server full of outrageous adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!