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  • PrisonPotionCraft

    PrisonPotionCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train of fun and madness!

    So, get this, on our server, we got secret experiments going on, like for real! We’re talking life-lengthening drugs being tested on prisoners with 100+ year sentences. It’s like some sci-fi movie come to life, man! Who knows what kind of superpowers you might get from these crazy experiments?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that glow in the dark. Imagine riding a fluorescent cow into battle against a horde of zombie pigs! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party happening every night. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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  • Crafting for Christ

    Crafting for Christ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Server Name IP Version Player Count Features
    Crafting for Christ play.craftingforchrist.net Java/Bedrock Varies – Survival multi-player– Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes– Safe Server initiative– Strong community focus

    FAQ

    What kind of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?

    Crafting for Christ provides a family-friendly, Jesus-focused Minecraft server with a survival multiplayer experience that is close to Vanilla with minor quality of life changes.

    What are the rules on the server?

    The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat to maintain a safe and respectful environment for all players.

    Is there any form of monetization on the server?

    Crafting for Christ operates on a diamond-based player-run economy with an active shopping area, promoting a community-driven trading system.

    How can I join the server community outside of Minecraft?

    You can join the active and loving community on the server’s Discord server at https://craftingforchrist.net/discord.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafting Chaos and Harmony

    Crafting Chaos and Harmony

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔥 Welcome to the *Greatest* Minecraft Server: Join or Be Stuck in a Void! 🔥

    Have you ever looked into the abyss? Well, the abyss looked back at you and said, “Join our server!” or was it “Run away!”? Who knows! Just know THIS is either the GREATEST or the WORST Minecraft experience you’ll ever not experience! Pink Lady is dancing with dragons in the ether while we craft blocks of pure insanity! Are you even *out* if you’re not in? Reality bends here, and logic? Oh dear, that foolish thing fell off a cliff—help it back up! 🙃

    The Features That Will Make You Question Your Existence

    Feature Description
    Infinite Oxygen Why breathe? Just sit in a block of blue wool and think about the universe folding in on itself.
    Waterfall of Despair A magical waterfall that only flows in the opposite direction, leading to realms of existential dread.
    Exploding Sheep Free wool, but also, why are they screaming like my childhood dreams?
    Flying Cows Cows that defy gravity and logic! Milk them for something… ironic?
    Crafting Puzzles Build your own emotional turmoil with blocks that don’t exist. Create your own grief!
    Zombie T-Rexes They’re bigger, stinkier, and somehow still less terrifying than your own reflection at 3 AM!

    🌀 Frequently Abnormal Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Is this server family-friendly? Why yes! If your family enjoys existential crises over dinner. Family?! What even is “family” in a realm of chaos?
    Can I play with friends? Friends? Perhaps only in the echoes of your choice! Choose wisely, or they may end up as a pixelated ghost!
    What are the server rules? Rules? I thought we agreed to only imply rules through intense psychic connection… oh no, my brain hurts!
    Can I fly? Only into the depths of madness where flight is a state of mind, not a pixelated ability!

    Random Quotes from the Confusion Zone

    “WE APOLOGIZE FOR PINK LADY BEING STUPID!” “I saw the colors speak, but they didn’t speak English.” “Everyone’s screaming at their screens—what is this, a *concert*?” “Blocks can feel your pain, embrace it!”

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  • DustyCraft: Allergic Adventures

    DustyCraft: Allergic Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with dusty houses that make your allergies go haywire? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about dust again! Our virtual world is clean and dust-free, perfect for those with sensitive sinuses like you. Plus, you won’t have to confront any mother-in-laws about their messy homes – just log on and play to your heart’s content!

    We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?

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  • RunAwayNow Minecraft SMP

    RunAwayNow Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, one time I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly this giant chicken spawned out of nowhere and started chasing me. I was like, “Oh heck no, I ain’t messin’ with no giant chicken!” So I ran for my life, screaming like a little girl the whole time.

    But that’s not even the best part. Later on, I was building a cute little house by the beach, when all of a sudden a herd of zombie dolphins came out of the water and started attacking me. I was like, “What in the world is happening?!” I had to grab my diamond sword and fight them off, all while trying not to drown in the ocean.

    If you want some crazy, heart-pounding moments like these, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best parties with cake and fireworks every night. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together! #chickensfromhell #zombiedolphins #bestpartiesever 🎉🔥🐔🐬

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