long term seating Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3453	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

BlockyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1808	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

anger, Angry, attractive, attractive people, bitterness, dark thoughts, destructive thoughts, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, envy, hatred, inner conflict, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, negative feelings, people, Resentment, Revenge, self-destructive behavior, smp, toxic emotions, uncontrollable rage, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magic Items Found:	3693
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

FactNinjaMC SMP

amazing fact, cool fact, Did you know, education, fact discovery, fact enthusiasts, fact lovers, fact sharing, fact sharing community, FactNinjaMC, factoid, fun fact, Interesting fact, knowledge, learning, mind-blowing fact, random fact, Share, shareable, smp, tidbit, Trivia

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3972	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	85
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Pixel Pals Paradise

accessibility, automatic translation, digital age, global connectivity, internet, internet accessibility, language barrier, language diversity, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language support, language translation, linguistic barriers, Multilingual, online communication, online content, PALS, Paradise, PIXEL, Technology, translation tools, web browsing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	141
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

10. Australian cigarette laws, 11. Nicotine intake, 12. Smoking habits, 13. Inhaling smoke, 14. Cigarette prices, 15. Smoking regulations, 16. Lung health, 17. Smoking misconceptions, 18. Chain smoking, 19. Vodka and smoking, 2. Nicotine addiction, 20. Throat irritation., 3. Smoking techniques, 4. Bali holiday, 5. Cigarette brands, 6. Camel Blue cigarettes, 7. Indonesian cigarettes, 8. Nicotine levels, 9. Health risks of smoking, cigarettes, Minecraft, Server, smoking, smoking cigarettes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

BDSM lifestyle, Beta, Betas, cuck, dominant women, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetish talk, financial control, financial domination, financial slaves, findom, kinky conversations, Loli, miiseyle, Minecraft, online domination, paypig, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, submissive paypigs, taboo desires, Talk

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5525	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BlockBreakersUnited

BETRAYAL, BlockBreakersUnited, boundaries crossed, Cheating, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ending a friendship, ending a relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, irreparable damage, lack of communication, lack of trust, last straw, Manipulation, moving on, neglect, toxic behavior, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	411	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

airstrikes, Beirut, BlockBlasters, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, escalation, Heavy strikes, international relations, Israel, Lebanon campaign, LebanonEdition, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tension, TURMOIL, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Crops Grown:	3541
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!