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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9165 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!