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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4055 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Star Shards Collected: | 282 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5389 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!