long term results Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4548	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, diet trends, dieting, Effectiveness, FITNESS, health, Healthy Eating, high fiber, long term results, low calorie, meal planning, meal replacement, Minecraft, nutrition, oatmeal diet, oatmeal recipes, OatmealDietGamer, smp, sustainable weight loss, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management, whole grains

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the oatmeal diet like never before.

Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!

DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!

#WeightLoss, body image, boosting confidence, Crafting, dick, DickPumpSMP, Edition, enhancing masculinity, Enlarge, enlargement, exercise routine, healthy lifestyle, long term results, male enhancement, Minecraft, natural methods, penis enlargement, personal growth, physical appearance, PUMPS, self improvement, self-esteem boost, sexual performance, size increase, smp, SOLUTIONS, vacuum pump

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	397248

Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

SoupShakeRemissionCraft

diabetes management, diabetes remission, diabetes treatment, Diet plan, Health improvement, health program, Healthcare, lifestyle changes, long term results, Medical research, medical study, NHS ENGLAND, NHS program, Path to Remission, patient outcomes, Patients, Remission, soups and shakes diet, SoupShakeRemissionCraft, type 2 diabetes, weight loss

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps gotta deal with that type 2 diabetes crap? well, we got this amazin’ server where u can join and go on this wild journey to remission, bro! like, we got this three month “soups and shakes” diet that’s gonna make u feel like a whole new person, dude.

imagine bein’ one of the lucky 11% who actually went into remission after joinin’ our server. u could be walkin’ around like, “yeah, i used to have diabetes but now i’m livin’ my best life on this amazin’ server!”

plus, we got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for u to tackle while u’re on this journey to remission. like, u gotta fight off giant sugar cubes and dodge insulin shots flyin’ at ya from all directions. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

so come join our server and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together! who needs insulin when u got soups and shakes, am i right? let’s do this, bro!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Calorie Counting, Consistency, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term results, meal planning, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, portion control, progress tracking, self-discipline, Server, SlimCraft, successful weight loss, support system, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4009	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

HIV+ Family Fun Land

behavioral factors, Danish, excess mortality, family, family members, Fun, HIV, Land, life expectancy, long tail tags, nationwide study, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server and increase ur life expantancy by 1000%! we got crazy parties every night, with disco balls and lava pits for u to dance around. our players are so lit, they make the sun look like a dim candle. u will be living ur best life on this server, trust me.

we also have a secret underground society of unicorns who will grant u wishes if u bring them a diamond block. they will protect u from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with u. plus, they throw the best rainbow parties in town.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the world? if u can find it, u will be the richest player on the server. but be warned, the ghost likes to play pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch ur back!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and live ur best minecraft life. ur future self will thank u for it. trust me, i’m a doctor.

💜PlanetMine💜 – 💥DONATE TO EVERYONE💥 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, Community, DONATE TO EVERYONE, Donations, drawing, Economy, Free donation, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mob Arena, multiplayer, PlanetMine, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	275
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Come in, free donation, drawing, survival, donations, anarchy, economy

1.16.5

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PixelPayouts Minecraft Server

Agreement, Anycolor, Bank, Business, china market, comparison, Competition, cover, Delusion, Earn, earnings, fag, income, market research, market testing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, PixelPayouts, profit, salary, Server, success, test

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you only earn a fraction of what the other players do? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll earn 1/3 of what anycolor earns! That’s right, we’re all about equality here, even if it means you’re making way less than everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the players from China are lining up to test out the market. Who knew Minecraft could be such a lucrative business opportunity? And don’t even get us started on the delusional fags who think Cover is raking in the dough. We’re all about keeping it real here, even if it means crushing dreams along the way.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual world. Or at least earn more than 1/3 of what anycolor is making.

SonicCraft – Fast & Furriest Minecraft Server

booru, cytube, Fast, Furriest, IDW Release Dates, Mecha Girls, Minecraft, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Server, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog #70, Sonic the Hedgehog #71, Sonic the Hedgehog #72, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic the Hedgehog Annual 2024, Sonic the Hedgehog General, Sonic X Shadow Generations, soniccraft, Spring Broken, summer game fest

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us for all things Sonic, from discussing the latest games to sharing your favorite mecha girl fan art!

Looking for a place to hype up the release of Sonic X Shadow Generations? Look no further, we’ve got a countdown going and even a special animation in the works! And don’t forget about Sonic Rumble – it’s gonna be a game changer, literally.

But wait, there’s more! Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is set to drop in December 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures. Plus, we’ve got a whole list of IDW release dates that will have you counting down the days.

Join our server for all the Sonic game and mod recommendations you could ever need. And if you’re a fan of Sonic comics, we’ve got scans galore to keep you entertained for hours.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the Sonic fandom like never before. Gotta go fast to catch all the excitement!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

biggest threat, Conflict, Country, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, global security, global stability, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, Peacekeeping, PixelPanic, political instability, Server, SUPERPOWER, Terrorism, united nations, War, world peace

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and international conflicts? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even the biggest threat to world peace would be too busy trying to survive in our pixelated world to cause any trouble. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of said country tried to join our server once, but got so distracted by building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot all about world domination.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and troll your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting to take over the server!

MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

10. naughty humor, 11. adult comedy, 12. sexy parody, 13. adult film industry, 14. raunchy humor, 15. adult spoof, 16. adult movie, 17. adult humor, 18. adult entertainment industry, 19. adult film parody, 2. famous movie, 20. adult movie industry., 3. clever title, 4. comedy, 5. adult film, 6. humor, 7. satire, 8. movie spoof, 9. adult entertainment, blockbuster, MineFlicks, Parody, porn parody, xxx

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Emeralds Found:	6686	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!