But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just one sip and you’ll have a whole army of admirers following you around, ready to do your bidding.
So why waste time trying to impress girls in real life when you can join our server and have virtual girlfriends falling at your feet? Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to a world of endless love and adventure. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!
Imagine finding your perfect Minecraft partner, only to discover they have 5 kids and 2 baby mothers in the virtual world! Will you choose to stay and build a blended family in the pixelated landscape, or will you flee to a solo island and start fresh?
Experience the thrill of uprooting your Minecraft life and moving to a new server for love, only to be hit with unexpected surprises. Will you choose to work through the challenges and build a stronger bond, or will you break hearts and mine for diamonds alone?
Join us for a server full of twists and turns, where love is just as complicated as crafting a beacon. Will you choose to stay and fight for love, or will you dig a hole and bury your emotions deep underground? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!
Join us and experience a world where wearing stripper heels is not only encouraged, but required to show your love for your in-game boyfriend. Trust us, he’ll appreciate it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Twerking Creeper and the Disco Skeleton. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond thongs and glow-in-the-dark armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember to bring your best pair of stripper heels!
Join us and experience a world where every block whispers sweet nothings in your ear, where every mob wants to be your friend, and where even the creepers explode with joy at the sight of you.
We have a special Love Potion plugin that will make all the players on the server fall head over heels for you, ensuring that you’ll never feel lonely again. And if that’s not enough, our custom-built Heart-shaped Castle is the perfect place to find your one true love among the other players.
So come join us on this magical journey of love and friendship, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. ❤️🌈💘 #LoveIsInTheAir
Join us for a chance to ride on a pig while wearing a tutu, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But the real reason you should join our server? Well, let’s just say that owning a girl here comes with some…interesting perks. Aside from having an ass to fill every morning (yes, you read that right), you’ll also get a personal chef who cooks only the finest virtual food and a bodyguard who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come your way.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some virtual earplugs.
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!