Long-Term Planning MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MidlifeCraft: Build Your 40s!

life advice for 20s, 40s wisdom, emotional maturity, career growth lessons, preparing for midlife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as limitless as your imagination (and your chances of getting lost in a jungle biome)! Forget reality for a moment, because we have some absolutely bonkers reasons for you to drop everything and log in right now!

Unendorable Crafting Recipes: Ever wanted to craft a flying toaster? Well, we can’t do that… yet! But join our server, and you might just stumble upon a secret recipe that turns a diamond pickaxe into a unicorn horn! (Disclaimer: may not actually turn you into a unicorn… or does it?)
Time-Traveling Creepers: Our Creepers are. Ahem. Unique. They don’t just blow up – they blow up in the past! Join and fear the unholy alliance of you, future you, and time-traveling Creepers plotting to defuse the ultimate past explosion – it’s like Back to the Future meets Minecraft!
The Great Sponge Heist of 2047: Legend has it that in the year 2047, a band of outlaw squids will attempt to infiltrate our server to steal the sacred sponges. Whoever collects five rare sponges can control the washing machine of the world! Be a part of this epic saga before it even happens!
Monthly Pig Olympic Games: Think you can race pigs faster than an arrow fired from a bow made of pure laziness? Join our server and participate in the most outrageous Pig Olympics ever! Discus throws (with pigs, obviously), synchronized swimming (that’s a little tricky), and pig wrestling – bring your bacon-loving spirit!
Enchanted Coffee Shop: Tired of the usual crafting? We serve enchanted coffee that grants you inspiration, largesse, and irrational confidence! Sip our Netherbrew and watch as you suddenly believe you can survive a night in the End without food! What could go wrong?
The Great Zombie Philosopher Debate: Every Tuesday night, we host a debate with zombies who have surprisingly deep and sensitive thoughts on existentialism. They may want to eat your brain, but they also just might be the next Socrates! Join us for this unique clash of, well, undead intellect!
Catastrophic Cactus Fashion Shows: Want to strut your stuff with the latest in plant wear? Join us for our weekly Cactus Fashion Show, featuring the sharpest trends straight from the Mojang runway. Bonus points if you can get a Villager to give you a 10/10 on your outfit!

So, stop scrolling through boring old real-world forums and join our server where logic and the laws of physics go to take a vacation! Bring your weirdest ideas, your best survival skills, and an appetite for mayhem! Who knows, you might even discover what actually happens when you throw an enderman a party! Happy crafting!

EmeraldSky Minecraft Server

Aviation, Military, SECURITY, Irish defense, Procurement

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT FLYING PIGS AND LEPRECHAUNS RIDIN’ ON ‘EM FIGHTER JETS! YEAH, IRELAND BE LIKE “WE NEED DEM JETS TO FIGHT OFF DEM EVIL CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!” SO COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF DIS EPIC BATTLE IN DA SKY! WHO NEEDS POTATOES WHEN YOU GOT FLYING PIGS, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOO!

AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

Decision making, INDEPENDENCE, long-term planning, relationships, adulting

So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

SSDoomsdayCraft

pension system, social services, public policy, social security, retirement security

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

60YearOldMinecraftSMP

60YearOldMinecraftSMP, old age, self improvement, aspirations, personal growth

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the most epic server ever, like you won’t believe the crazy stuff that happens here. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with diamond swords and stuff. And then another time, we all turned into llamas for a day and had to navigate through a maze of cacti to find the cure. It was wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. Like, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party and we all have to dance our way out of mobs trying to kill us. It’s like a rave, but with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make memories that will last a lifetime, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP

wealth management, Financial Security, personal finance, Financial Advice, asset allocation

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a million dollars to give away to every player who joins, like what even is life right now?! You could buy like a million diamond blocks with that kind of money, or maybe even a pet dragon to ride around on while you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP

health concerns, long-term planning, Decision making, career advancement, social expectations

Bruh, being an adult sucks because you can’t play Minecraft all day without people judging you. But guess what, on this epic Minecraft SMP, you can be as childish as you want and nobody will bat an eye! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Join us if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and never grow up!

Stepchild Showdown

financial independence, coping with stress, blended family, family integration, co parenting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, twists, and turns just like this crazy relationship story!

Just like this poster’s partner expecting them to be 100% in on their new family dynamic, we expect our players to be 100% in on the fun and chaos of our server. No half-hearted mining here, folks!

And just like this poster’s partner blaming them for not caring sooner, we’ll blame you if you don’t join our server and experience all the wackiness it has to offer. Don’t let us down like this partner did!

So come on over to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions, just like this poster is experiencing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between being 100% in or 100% out – but in this case, you’ll definitely want to be 100% in for all the fun!

CommuteCraft Minecraft Server

Respect, Priorities, Conflict Resolution, long-term planning, Moving

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you love a good argument about where to build your virtual house, just like this couple arguing about where to live in real life.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging virtual punches just like this couple dodging relationship issues. Will you choose to live closer to your in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

And don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always escape to the virtual casino to play some poker just like this husband escaping his marriage problems. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and distractions?

So come join us, where the only thing more volatile than the lava pits are the relationships between players. Because in the end, isn’t a Minecraft server worth more than a commute? Or maybe not, we’ll let you decide!

RentCraft: Adulting Edition

retirement savings, family dynamics, child support, RentCraft, social assistance

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft world where your adult children refuse to pay rent and threaten to quit their jobs just to avoid contributing to household expenses? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual home where your adult children actually listen to you and pay rent on time! Watch as your daughter’s friends try to mooch off of you for free, only to realize that in this world, everyone pulls their weight.

With exciting challenges and quests, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can finally save up for retirement without worrying about your virtual kids draining your resources.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience where even the most absurd situations become a reality. Who knew virtual parenting could be so entertaining?