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NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Unstoppable Journey
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only way to survive is by joining NATO! we got EU chief diplomat saying Ukraine gotta be part of NATO so u know it’s legit. build ur base, make alliances, and fight off creepers with ur NATO buddies. who needs diamonds when u got the power of a military alliance behind u? join now before Putin tries to grief our server, cuz we all know he’s just a noob who can’t handle our epic PvP skills. NATO FTW! -
ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟 -
UkrainianUK Minecraft Server
partnership agreement, international relations, International cooperation, political tensions, bilateral agreementcome join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier alliances than russia and ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would be jelly. we have a 100-year partnership agreement with the uk, just like in the news but way more epic. join us and be part of the most insane political drama in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world chaos in our server? hurry up before the server explodes with excitement! -
BlockyBabesAndDudes
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find your Minecraft soulmate? Look no further, because on our server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Imagine meeting your future partner while battling creepers or building a castle together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential dates? Join now and swipe right on your next blocky romance! -
CraftyFiancéeJobKeeper
Are you tired of dealing with lazy fiancées who just want to lounge around all day while you work your butt off to keep the lights on? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the virtual household!We understand the struggle of having a partner who just wants to sit back and relax while you do all the work. That’s why on our server, everyone has to pitch in and help out. No freeloading allowed here!
Imagine a world where chores are actually done, bills are paid on time, and everyone works together to make the virtual household run smoothly. That’s the kind of environment we offer on our server.
So if you’re tired of dealing with a fiancée who just wants to be a stay-at-home wife without actually doing any work, come join us and experience a world where everyone pulls their weight. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?
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60YearOldMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the most epic server ever, like you won’t believe the crazy stuff that happens here. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with diamond swords and stuff. And then another time, we all turned into llamas for a day and had to navigate through a maze of cacti to find the cure. It was wild, man.But wait, there’s more. Like, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party and we all have to dance our way out of mobs trying to kill us. It’s like a rave, but with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, I swear.
So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make memories that will last a lifetime, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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Late Night Munchies – Teen Edition
So, like, imagine you’re playing Minecraft, right? And you’re just mining away, building stuff, you know the drill. But then, out of nowhere, your biological clock starts going all wonky! Suddenly, you’re craving late-night snacks like there’s no tomorrow.Well, guess what? On this server, your biological clock is in charge! Teens in the obese weight range are eating more food late at night than their healthy weight buddies. And get this – it’s all because of their internal body clock!
Join this server and let your body clock guide you to victory! Who needs regular eating habits when you can have a Minecraft server that messes with your mind? Come on, you know you want to!
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Rocketworld 1.12.2 Minecraft server
Cool server for playing with friends, a bunch of mini games! Come in! You will not regret it!
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