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SillyCraft Minecraft Server

5 year loan, 7 year loan, aita, Boyfriend, Calling, CAR, financial decision, financial responsibility, high interest, high risk, interest rates, loan term, long term loan, Minecraft, money management, new car, relationship conflict, Server, silent treatment, SillyCraft, sister, stupid, used car

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	893
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s sister’s car loan decision? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, just like taking out a 7-year loan on a used car, our server will take you on a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of financial decisions you’ll have to make to survive in this crazy world?

Plus, just like calling out your boyfriend and his sister for their questionable choices, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to stir up drama and controversy with your fellow players. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and excitement?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Potions Brewed:	79	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Runes Activated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2728	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	928	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	92	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8460	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!