Long-Term Impact MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

satisfaction, Threesomes, Pleasure, emotional connection, Intimacy

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

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BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

Childhood, therapy interventions, Trauma recovery, coping mechanisms, heart rate

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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MommaCraft: Trust Issues

family conflict, relationship problems, emotional manipulation, personal boundaries, Memory Loss

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from your mom’s wild antics and questionable behavior. We promise she won’t be there to judge your building skills or make snarky comments about your mining techniques.

Join us and build a world where you can trust your fellow players more than you can trust your own mom. Plus, with our server, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from her with a strangely large grin on her face.

So leave the real world drama behind and escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama and unresolved issues. See you in the game!

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AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Psychiatry, Treatment, Symptoms, review, Effectiveness

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

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ADHD Craze: Adult Edition

Edition, behavioral disorder, Adults, trends, neurodevelopmental disorder

so, like, u know how u always get distracted in minecraft? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we embrace the chaos of adhd! our world is full of surprises and random events to keep u on ur toes.

join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next! one minute u could be building a house, the next u could be fighting a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

plus, our community is super supportive and understanding of adhd struggles. we all have short attention spans and constantly forget what we were doing, so u won’t feel alone in ur scatterbrained adventures.

come join us on this wild ride and see where ur adhd takes u in the world of minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast.

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Ocean Thermal Energy & Carbon Capture Server

climate change, marine ecosystems, alternative energy, CO2 storage, marine sediments

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we pair ocean thermal energy with carbon capture to store CO2 in marine sediments. we are basically saving the planet one block at a time, yo.

imagine mining diamonds while also saving the environment, talk about multitasking like a boss. plus, our server has the coolest underwater base you’ve ever seen, complete with a secret entrance guarded by a giant squid named squishy.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of a team of eco-warriors fighting against global warming and building the most epic structures ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and is actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and be a hero for the planet while having the time of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss.

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Grandparents’ Forgotten Legacy

descendants, great-grandparents, time passing, Genealogy, mortality

hey u ever think bout how most ppl cant even name all their great-grandparents? like damn, we all gonna be forgotten in like 100 years anyways so might as well join this epic minecraft server where u can build a time machine and go back to meet ur great-grandparents and make sure they remember u forever. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every saturday where u can dance with zombies and skeletons. so join now before ur legacy fades away into oblivion, fam.

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GayCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Beliefs, love, acceptance, forgiveness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as consistent as my mom’s refusal to attend my same-sex wedding? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to always be there for you, even if your mom isn’t.

Just like my mom, our server has strong beliefs – but instead of hating on love, we’re all about spreading joy and fun in the Minecraft world. And just like my mom, we may not always show up when you want us to, but we’ll always be there in the end.

Join now and experience the drama of family dynamics mixed with the thrill of building your own virtual world. Who needs a mom at their wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

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Minecraft SMP: M a i s o r a A n g e l

fan reaction, Disappointment, character history, narrative, Character development

Are you tired of your favorite characters getting retconned into virgins? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of character development, no matter how scandalous! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few loli hags along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

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Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

medical study, covid, research, children’s health, Kids

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

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