long term happiness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftMoneyHappiness

Contentment, emotional well being, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness vs wealth, long term happiness, luxury, materialism, mental health, MineCraftMoneyHappiness, MONEY, money and happiness, money and success, personal values, possessions, satisfaction, self worth, societal pressure, success, wealth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where money rules everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds are the only currency and happiness is guaranteed!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a pet creeper that gives you hugs instead of explosions.

Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have in your inventory. Join us now and experience a level of joy that can only be achieved through virtual wealth and pixelated luxury!

CraftyLove Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, CraftyLove, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, long term happiness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Votes:	8086	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Lol, bro, forget relationships, join this Minecraft SMP for the real deal! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our world is practically made out of diamonds. And get this, our mobs are all trained to do the Macarena dance whenever you walk by. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.

Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Towns Built:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

LoveCraftedLOL

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, Gratitude, healing, letting go, life lessons, long term happiness, love, LoveCraftedLOL, patience, personal growth, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love guru! Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to tame a wild wolf with just a bone or how to build a romantic castle for you and your pixelated sweetheart. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes? So come join us and let love bloom in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

BlockyLoveCraft

Affection, appreciation, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, Honesty, Listening, long term happiness, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Do you know what’s more important than trust, communication, and love in relationships? Joining our Minecraft server, of course!

Imagine this: you and your significant other building a virtual castle together, fighting off creepers and zombies side by side. If you can survive the perils of the virtual world together, you can survive anything in real life!

Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server have magical properties that can bring everlasting happiness to your relationship. Who needs couples therapy when you have enchanted pickaxes and potions of love?

So forget about date nights and heartfelt conversations, join our Minecraft server and level up your relationship game like never before!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4381
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

HappyCraft Minecraft Server

biggest secret, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness tips, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, long term happiness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, secret, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

The biggest secret to happiness is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even have dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So come join us and let the laughter and fun never end! Happiness awaits you on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)!

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9432
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	218
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Farms Harvested:	520
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dimension Hops:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Emeralds Found:	8971	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Towns Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8235	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	140	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ores Mined:	1272
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	5664
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	172
Dragon Eggs Found:	2689	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	169	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!