Long Term Happiness MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftMoneyHappiness

success, Financial Stability, possessions, money and happiness, Contentment

Are you tired of living in a world where money rules everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds are the only currency and happiness is guaranteed!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a pet creeper that gives you hugs instead of explosions.

Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have in your inventory. Join us now and experience a level of joy that can only be achieved through virtual wealth and pixelated luxury!

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CraftyLove Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, patience, Trust, long term happiness, Understanding

Lol, bro, forget relationships, join this Minecraft SMP for the real deal! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our world is practically made out of diamonds. And get this, our mobs are all trained to do the Macarena dance whenever you walk by. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.

Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.

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SMP:SexOrFood?

Desires, life choices, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate pleasure, great sex

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

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LoveCraftedLOL

Gratitude, compassion, LoveCraftedLOL, forgiveness, patience

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love guru! Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to tame a wild wolf with just a bone or how to build a romantic castle for you and your pixelated sweetheart. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes? So come join us and let love bloom in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

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BlockyLoveCraft

Honesty, Affection, relationships, Respect, appreciation

Do you know what’s more important than trust, communication, and love in relationships? Joining our Minecraft server, of course!

Imagine this: you and your significant other building a virtual castle together, fighting off creepers and zombies side by side. If you can survive the perils of the virtual world together, you can survive anything in real life!

Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server have magical properties that can bring everlasting happiness to your relationship. Who needs couples therapy when you have enchanted pickaxes and potions of love?

So forget about date nights and heartfelt conversations, join our Minecraft server and level up your relationship game like never before!

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

moneymaxxing, Rich, RichCraft, Server, emotional connection

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

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HappyCraft Minecraft Server

Gratitude, emotional well being, Self Discovery, mental health, life satisfaction

The biggest secret to happiness is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even have dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So come join us and let the laughter and fun never end! Happiness awaits you on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)!

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404 House Not Found

2 car garage, buy a house, House, real estate, 41k total

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

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Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg logo, amateur game development, Pros, Previous thread, Crafty

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!

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Crafty Suicide Squad Server

Struggle, self harm, mental health, hopelessness, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

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