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Long Term Happiness

  • MineCraftMoneyHappiness

    MineCraftMoneyHappiness
    Are you tired of living in a world where money rules everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds are the only currency and happiness is guaranteed!

    On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a pet creeper that gives you hugs instead of explosions.

    Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have in your inventory. Join us now and experience a level of joy that can only be achieved through virtual wealth and pixelated luxury!

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  • CraftyLove Minecraft SMP

    CraftyLove Minecraft SMP
    Lol, bro, forget relationships, join this Minecraft SMP for the real deal! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our world is practically made out of diamonds. And get this, our mobs are all trained to do the Macarena dance whenever you walk by. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.

    Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.

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  • SMP:SexOrFood?

    SMP:SexOrFood?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

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  • LoveCraftedLOL

    LoveCraftedLOL
    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love guru! Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to tame a wild wolf with just a bone or how to build a romantic castle for you and your pixelated sweetheart. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes? So come join us and let love bloom in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
    Do you know what’s more important than trust, communication, and love in relationships? Joining our Minecraft server, of course!

    Imagine this: you and your significant other building a virtual castle together, fighting off creepers and zombies side by side. If you can survive the perils of the virtual world together, you can survive anything in real life!

    Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server have magical properties that can bring everlasting happiness to your relationship. Who needs couples therapy when you have enchanted pickaxes and potions of love?

    So forget about date nights and heartfelt conversations, join our Minecraft server and level up your relationship game like never before!

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  • HappyCraft Minecraft Server

    HappyCraft Minecraft Server
    The biggest secret to happiness is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even have dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So come join us and let the laughter and fun never end! Happiness awaits you on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)!

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