Join us if you wanna test your skills in extreme conditions and see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures buried deep within the dried-up land, just waiting for you to discover them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you can outsmart Mother Nature herself!
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Droughts & Dragons Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where mega-droughts are taking over the world? Like, for realz, the western USA, central and eastern Mongolia, and even southeastern Australia are all getting hit with these insane droughts. But guess what? Our server is the only place where you can escape the dryness and have a blast building and surviving in this apocalyptic landscape. -
Long COVID Survivors United
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.
so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?
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Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!
Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!
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ToxicCraft SMP: ChildhoodTells
Lol, bro, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the signs of someone who grew up in a toxic household, like, they probably build their houses out of lava and obsidian cuz they’re used to living in a fiery pit of drama, ya know? And like, they’ll always be hoarding all the diamonds cuz they never got enough love as a child, so now they gotta compensate with shiny things in a blocky world. Plus, they’ll probably have a pet creeper named Karen who’s always exploding over the smallest things, just like their mom used to do. So yeah, if you wanna join our crazy server full of dysfunctional players, hit us up and let’s build some wacky sh*t together! -
Emo Clarity & Inflammation Depression Craft
so like, u ever feel like ur emotions are all over the place and u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy adventures and wacky builds u could ever want.join us and u might just find urself battling a giant chicken boss or riding a llama into battle. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what being sad feels like.
oh, and did we mention that scientists say playing on our server can actually reduce ur chances of getting depression? yeah, it’s like a magical cure or something. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get crafting! 🐔🦙🌈
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SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.
So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom
come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other! -
CovidCraft – No Symptoms, Just Diamonds
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Covid-19 is afraid to step foot! Join us and experience a world where viruses cower in fear and players roam free without a care in the world.Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear masks and practice social distancing. You’ll never have to worry about catching anything other than a good time here.
Rumor has it that our server is so immune to viruses that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t infect us if it tried. So come on in and join the party, because on this server, the only thing contagious is laughter and fun!