Long-Term Effects MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dementia Craft: Smoke Showdown

risk factors, Aging population, dementia risk, air quality, air pollution

yo yo yo, listen up all you minecraft lovers out there! do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you forget all about those pesky wildfires and dementia risks? well, do i have the server for you!

this server is so lit, it’s like being exposed to wildfire smoke but in a good way, ya feel me? and get this, if you’re under 75 years old, your chances of getting dementia are even higher! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for your brain health?

so come on down to our server and let’s get wild together! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing in the face of dementia. join now and let’s show those wildfires who’s boss!

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Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, legal implications, Follow-up study, criminal justice system, long-term effects

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

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RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

Medical research, side effects, Toxicity, bowel toxicity, study

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

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Fire Nation Chronicles

Chronicles, study findings, public health, environmental impact, long-term study

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

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Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

COVID-19-related, comorbidities, general population, Risks, mortality

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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Eternal Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, psychological impact, self-care, Mental well-being, traumatic experience

Yo bro, if you wanna forget about your traumatic past, come join our Minecraft server! We got pixelated pigs that will make you forget all about your problems. Plus, our virtual world is so lit, you’ll be too busy building epic castles to even remember why you were traumatized in the first place. Trust me, you won’t even have time to think about your past when you’re too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers. So come on, join us and leave that trauma in the dust!

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NaziGuilt-Free Minecraft Server

Holocaust, elon musk, Impact, reconciliation, controversial

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, seriously, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

also, we have this crazy story about how Herobrine, like, totally invaded the server and we had to team up with the Ender Dragon to defeat him. it was, like, the most intense battle ever, dude.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up? he’s, like, our mascot or something. so, yeah, join the server and come hang out with Bob and the gang. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

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Painful Pixel Pals

PIXEL, Chronic pain, neuropathy, patient care, Medical research

so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

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Cannabis Brain Lag

neuroimaging, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug use, Marijuana

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

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Pixel Buzz: Extreme Edition

labeling regulations, consumer perception, positive buzzword, #sustainability, Edition

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own GMO crops and watch dem grow into GIANT MONSTER ORGANISMS. u can even ride dem into battle against other players. it’s like pokemon but with vegetables. come join da fun and see who can create da most powerful GMO creature. plus, u can find hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with crazy loot. it’s like a never-ending adventure that will keep u coming back for more. so why wait? join now and let the madness begin!

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