Long-Term Effects MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ToxicTrendzMC

Apathy, environmental degradation, ignorance, societal issues, public health

Join our Minecraft server and escape the slow death of society by diving headfirst into a world where the only thing killing you is a creeper explosion! Our server is like a magical sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without worrying about the impending doom of society. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep drop real-life money when you shear them. So come join us and say goodbye to the real world, where the only thing slowly killing you is the lack of diamonds in your inventory!

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BlockyZero NetFun Land

healthcare costs, NetFun, uk, Land, BlockyZero

join our epic minecraft server and help save the world from preventable illness! forget about boring old climate actions, we’re all about net zero policies and saving lives in the most epic way possible.

imagine a world where every block you mine helps decrease preventable illness rates and saves billions of dollars for the UK. you’ll be a hero in the minecraft world and in real life!

so come on, join us and let’s build a better, healthier world together, one block at a time. plus, we have the coolest pixel art of all time and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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Superhero CTE Arena

superhero movies, superhero psychology, superhuman strength, superhero injuries, superhero durability

come join dis minecraft server cuz u can be a superhero without gettin CTE from all dem hits to da head! we got special helmets dat protect ur brain while u fight off evil villians and save da world! be like superman but witout da concussions! plus, u can fly around and shoot lasers from ur eyes cuz why not? join now and be da hero u always wanted to be, minus da brain damage!

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MineCraftyTrumpLand

Trump presidency, personal experience, Government, united states, policy decisions

Are you tired of Trump’s presidency making your life feel like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and confusion? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise where Trump can’t touch you.

On our server, you can create your own Trump-free utopia where the only walls you’ll be building are made of diamonds and the only mobs you’ll be fighting are creepers, not corrupt politicians. So come on over and let your imagination run wild as you craft, mine, and explore your way to a stress-free existence.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can duel Trump himself in a virtual battle for the fate of the world. Will you emerge victorious and save the day, or will you be defeated and forced to endure four more years of chaos? There’s only one way to find out – join our Minecraft server today!

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VibeCraftCentral

emotional manipulation, cognitive impairment, domestic disputes, relationship issues, privacy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

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PandemicCraft

adjustments, changes, health crisis, Recovery, return to normal

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the pandemic! Our server is like a magical portal to a world where toilet paper never runs out and social distancing is just a myth.

Imagine a place where you can build a fortress out of hand sanitizer bottles and battle against mobs of toilet paper hoarders. Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Mask of Immunity, rumored to protect its wearer from all viruses and germs.

But beware, rumors say that a group of anti-maskers have taken over a village and are spreading misinformation about the pandemic. Will you be the hero that sets things right and restores peace to the land?

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing contagious is laughter!

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CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

Communication, LEAVING, husband, moving on, children

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

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Amplified Adolescent Adventures

cognitive enhancement, Adolescent cannabis use, cognitive skills, stimulant effects, long-term effects

yo, dis server be like dat dank weed u smoked in high school dat made u see unicorns and talk to trees. but instead of just gettin high, u also get a boost in ur brain power for when u wanna pop some amphetamines later in life. join dis server if u wanna be a genius druggie in the virtual world, man. unicorns not included, sorry.

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BlockCrafted: The Addiction Mine

dangerous habits, detrimental effects, gradual decline, addiction, negative impact

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens on the loose and they’re ready to take you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a group of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs a normal life when you can have mutant chickens and ninja pandas, right?

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Adversity Age Accelerator

brain development, neurological disorders, adversity effects, neuroscience, childhood trauma

So, like, imagine if your brain was, like, aging super fast just from, like, living a rough life when you were a kid. Crazy, right? But, like, on our Minecraft server, you can, like, reverse that shizz! Join us and your brain will, like, de-age or something. It’s, like, magic but in a blocky world. So, like, come join us and experience the ultimate brain rejuvenation! It’s, like, better than any potion or enchantment out there. Trust us, your brain will thank you later.

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