Long-Term Effects MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Pandemic Escape

quarantine fatigue, mask mandates, new normal, vaccination efforts, vaccine distribution

haha remember when covid-19 was like sooo 5 years ago? well guess what, this server is like a time machine to a world where covid is just a distant memory. we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. join us for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and ridiculousness. why join? because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples? come on, you know you want to.

Server IP: timeMachine.Laughingstock.com

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Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

COVID-19 survivors, Recovery, Healthcare, death risk, creeper

so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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Gene War Legacy – Minecraft Server

genomes, intergenerational trauma, syrian war, human genes, marks

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even your grandkids will feel the hype! Join now and your future generations will be genetically blessed with the power of Minecraft skills passed down through the ages. Imagine your great-great-grandchild dominating in PvP battles without even picking up a sword, thanks to the epic genes they inherited from you playing on this server. It’s like a real-life superpower, but in block form. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of your bloodline with the power of Minecraft. Join now and secure your family’s legacy as the ultimate gamers of all time!

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Vaxxed Kids Craft – No Long COVID

infection, immunity, health, coronavirus, long-term effects

so like, if you join our epic minecraft server, you have a 69% chance of finding a rare diamond block within the first 5 minutes of playing. but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will give you unlimited TNT if you can beat him in a dance-off.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant the wielder the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies and turn them into obsidian.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe you should stay away.

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BlockyLungFatigueCraft

Virus, BlockyLungFatigueCraft, pediatric care, Covid-19, post-covid syndrome

so, like, u know how u play minecraft all day and then ur mom tells u to go outside and get some fresh air? well, forget that noise cuz on this server, u can play all day and not even have to worry about ur lungs getting messed up like those long covid kids.

we got the best doctors in the game who will make sure ur lungs stay healthy while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, if u join now, u get a free oxygen tank for when u need to take a break and go outside for some air.

trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this server. we got the sickest builds, the craziest mobs, and the most lit community around. come join us and let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time.

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KoreaCraft: Baby Boom & Marriage Madness

Marriage, social trends, boom, parenting, cultural shifts

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the birthrate is rising like crazy just like in South Korea! we got marriages happening left and right, it’s a total love fest up in here! join us and be part of the baby boom, build a family in minecraft and watch it grow like a beautiful flower! who needs real life when you can have all the fun in our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some virtual babies together!

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Blocky Heartbreak: Black Women’s Tale

emotional trauma, healthcare disparities, cardiovascular health, Black, preventive care

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that can cure heart disease? Well, this ain’t it! But it’s still pretty lit! Join our server and forget all about them heart problems, cuz we got creepers blowing up left and right!

Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about that Emory study and just focus on building the sickest castles and slaying dragons. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make you invincible in the game AND in real life.

So come on, join us and leave that heart disease in the dust. Who needs a healthy heart when you can have a diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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SolitarySMPChallenge

personal growth, Loneliness, ISOLATION, solitary confinement, psychological effects

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the ultimate challenge – going into solitary confinement for 3 years! But wait, there’s a twist – you’ll be rewarded with a bajillion diamonds at the end! Imagine all the epic builds you can make with that kind of bling bling.

But that’s not all, while you’re in isolation, you’ll have to survive against mobs, build insane redstone contraptions, and maybe even make friends with a creeper or two. Who knows, maybe you’ll come out of this experiment as the next Minecraft legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and maybe a pet pig to keep you company. Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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Baby Bump & Block Party

pregnancy nutrition, early pregnancy, bump, long-term effects, childhood health

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we serve up a healthy dose of fun and craziness! If you wanna boost your child’s motor skills, then look no further, cuz our server is the place to be!

We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!

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Dark Parenting PvP

Parenting styles, parenting, negative impact, childhood trauma, Personality development

join dis epic minecraft server where we all be buildin’ and survivin’ together! u kno why u should join? cuz if u don’t, ur gonna end up like dem dark tetrad peeps who had harsh parents n stuff. ain’t nobody wanna be like dat! so come join us, build some crazy stuff, and have a blast with us! ain’t no dark personalities allowed here, just fun and games all day long! so what u waitin’ for? come join us now!

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