join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up. our moderators are unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to all who join. if you ever find a cure for cancer, we will give you a million emeralds and a pet dragon. come join the fun and madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
CreeperCureLand
PuffinCraft
Move over smoking, because on our Minecraft server, the real danger is not joining! This server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even breathe (just kidding, please remember to breathe). But seriously, once you join, you’ll be so hooked that you’ll forget all about those pesky real-life responsibilities. So why risk your health with smoking when you can risk it all by joining our server instead? Trust us, it’s a much more dangerous habit!DadCraft: NoForgivenessZone
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your deadbeat dad? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to think about those pesky phone calls from your absentee father.Join our server and build a virtual world where you can escape from all the drama and family pressure. Who needs a dad when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to battle?
Don’t worry about forgiveness and family obligations here. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever. Plus, we have a strict “no dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips.
So come join us and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs a dad when you have a whole community of gamers to play with? Let’s build, battle, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!
ConvictCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are actually Russian convicts who turned into soldiers and now they’re returning home. It’s like a wild, crazy adventure with explosions and drama everywhere you turn.Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being a convict-turned-soldier in Russia. Build your own prison cell and fight off mobs of angry villagers who are out for revenge. Trust me, it’s a total blast!
Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and weapons to help you survive in this chaotic world. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant chickens roaming around, they’re a real hoot!
So come on, join us on this insane journey and see if you have what it takes to survive the hidden cost of Russia’s convicts-turned-soldiers returning home. It’s gonna be a riot!
VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!
CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?CraftyHeartGainers
join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about gaining weight again! our pixelated world is filled with magical foods that actually make u lose weight in real life! eat as many virtual cakes and cookies as u want, and watch the pounds melt away! plus, if u play on our server for at least 100 hours, u will unlock the secret potion of eternal youth, keeping ur heart healthy well into ur 60s and beyond! so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur journey to a healthier, happier u!DepressCraftHaus
OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray study in Denmark? Apparently, if u move house when ur a lil kiddo, u gonna be more depressed when u grow up. But like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! We got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where u can battle zombie villagers. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness happening on this server. So come join us and let’s build a world where depression doesn’t exist, only laughter and epic adventures!CannaCraft Dreamland
so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the best thing ever, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in perfect english? yeah, they’re like, the coolest dudes ever.
so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never even dreamed of, then come join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
FitFightCraft
u want to join our server cuz we got the most epic army of minecraft players. we only recruit the most unhealthy and incapable players so we can become the strongest army in the game. we fight wars against other servers and crush them with our lack of health and capability. join us if u want to be part of the most ridiculous army in minecraft history.