Are you tired of your parents constantly roasting you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only hurtful things being said are from creepers blowing up your house! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner creativity and build a world where parents can’t rain on your parade. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood teenager looking for some friends. So come join us and leave the parental insults behind!
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ParentalRoastsMC SMP
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LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dementia with lewy bodies world! forget ur worries and slow down cognitive decline with our alzheimer’s drug-themed gameplay!choose between ChEIs, memantine, or no treatment to see which one helps u survive the longest in our crazy virtual world. watch out for the dementia zombies and try not to forget where u put ur diamond sword!
with reduced risk of death in the first year after diagnosis, u can play for hours on end without worrying about losing all ur progress. join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!
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BrainProteinCraft
Yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we got COVID-19 proteins in the brain that can like, totally reduce your cortisol by over 30%! And like, lower cortisol means more brain inflammation and stress, which is like, totally rad, right? So if you wanna manage your Long COVID symptoms in a totally wacky way, then come join us on this wild ride of a server! Plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!
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VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition
So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after!
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PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft
join this epic minecraft server where we build houses out of PM2.5 and mine for NO3- and NH4+ to fight off the evil gestational diabetes mellitus monsters! with a 20% increased risk of fun and adventure, you’ll never want to leave this crazy world. come join us and let’s get mining!
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PostMenopausalCraft
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase
so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!
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CraftyTraumaTown
LOL come join dis Minecraft server where we turn childhood trauma into FUN! who needs therapy when u can build ur way out of ur issues? our players have built entire castles to represent their daddy issues and lava pits for their mommy problems.we got players who turned their fear of spiders into a giant spider mob farm and one guy who built a rollercoaster to symbolize his fear of commitment.
join us and let’s turn ur trauma into triumph! who needs a therapist when u got blocks and mobs to help u heal? come on in and let’s build our way to better mental health, one block at a time!
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MomCraft – Grief Edition
Are you tired of dealing with the loss of a parent and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is here to support you through tough times and make you laugh until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical healing powers that can help you cope with your grief. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing begin!
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CreeperCouplesGoneWild
Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!