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  • Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

    Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics
    so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

    we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

    join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

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  • Parental Conflict Sleepers

    Parental Conflict Sleepers
    so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure your sleep problems, bro. like, if your parents are always fighting and stuff, just hop on this server and all your worries will disappear.

    we got magical potions that will make you sleep like a baby, and if that doesn’t work, just build yourself a cozy little bed in the game and snuggle up with some virtual sheep.

    seriously, this server is like therapy for your soul, man. join now and say goodbye to all your sleep problems, cuz we got your back, fam.

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  • BlockBustersMC

    BlockBustersMC
    Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

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  • PackagedPotion Minecraft Server

    PackagedPotion Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got more than 3,600 chemicals in our food packaging! You wanna be a human guinea pig and see what happens when you eat all that sketchy stuff? Join us and find out, bro! Who needs health regulations when you can have a wild ride like this? Plus, we got mystery chemicals that no one even knows about yet – it’s like a surprise party in your body, dude! So come on over and let’s get weird together on this crazy Minecraft server!

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  • Baby Bump Boom: Ecig Danger Server

    Baby Bump Boom: Ecig Danger Server
    Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, bro.

    We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happenin’ all da time, like, one time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and everyone had to team up to survive.

    And get this, our mods are like, super cool and helpful, they’ll hook you up with all da sweet loot and make sure you’re havin’ a blast.

    But yo, here’s da kicker, if you don’t join dis server, your Minecraft character will turn into a chicken and be forever cursed to lay eggs for eternity.

    So like, don’t be a noob, join our server and live your best blocky life, ya feel me?

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  • Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

    Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed
    come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

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  • Youth Mental Illness Risk – Wildfire Air Exposed

    Youth Mental Illness Risk – Wildfire Air Exposed
    LOL join dis server cuz we got dat WILDFIRE SMOKE EXPOSURE dat’ll make u go CRAZY in da MEMBRANE! u want ur kids to have dat extra edge of MENTAL ILLNESS? well dis server got u covered! each day dey play on our server, dey get a lil bit closer to dat LOONY BIN! come join da fun and watch ur kids go bonkers in da best way possible! #CrazyCrafting #InsaneAdventures #MinecraftMadness

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  • Chunky Baby Health Risks

    Chunky Baby Health Risks
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Want a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Picture this: a world where babies born to pregnant women with obesity are actually superpowered beings with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes and control the weather with a single thought. That’s right, on our server, fetal damage equals superpowers! Who needs a boring old diamond sword when you can just zap your enemies into oblivion?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

    Metabolic Makeover Mayhem
    so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

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  • GoodParentingMC SMP

    GoodParentingMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts like responsible adults? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where bad parenting is actually good parenting!

    Picture this: instead of teaching your kids manners and responsibility, you’re encouraging them to grief other players’ builds and steal their diamonds! That’s right, on our server, the more chaotic and mischievous your parenting style, the better!

    But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “Parent-Child PvP Battles” where you and your kid team up to take down other families in epic battles to see who reigns supreme as the ultimate Minecraft family.

    So if you’re looking for a server where bad parenting is not only accepted but encouraged, join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious family on the server!

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