LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!
Baby Aggro Bootcamp
KidnappedSisLOL
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.
Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!
Mediterranean Mommy Magic
yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!
Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?
So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!
CovidCrafter SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!
ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?
Childhood TraumaCraft
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!Social Distancing Craft
so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!
so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!
Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief
LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!Crafty COVID Chronicles
lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!