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Long-Term Effects

  • Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

    Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

    One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

    So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

    TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Allergy-Free Food Realization Land

    Allergy-Free Food Realization Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u want to experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! u know how u always wanted to fly on a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes? well on dis server, dat dream can become a reality!!!

    we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade u rare items for just a few seeds!!! and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles where u can ride on the back of a giant spider and shoot flaming arrows at ur enemies!!!

    oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds??? all u have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics to find it!!!

    so come join us on dis server and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!!! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new food allergy while ur at it!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mountain CO2 Fun Land

    Mountain CO2 Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my relationship with my sister? Look no further! Join our server and escape the family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    We promise not to leave you on read like my sister did to me. Plus, we won’t block you just because you can’t watch our virtual nieces for free. We understand the importance of communication and reasonable expectations, unlike some people I know.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And hey, if you’re looking for a surrogate, we can’t help with that, but we can definitely help you build the perfect virtual house for your new Minecraft baby! 😉 #FamilyDramaFreeServer #MinecraftFun #NoMoreBlockedCalls

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft2021

    DadCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad’s hurtful comments? Look no further! Join our server and lose yourself in a world where weight doesn’t matter and piglets are celebrated for their cuteness, not their size. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer virtual challenges and build amazing structures. Plus, if your dad ever logs on, we’ll ban him faster than you can say “block him”. So come join us and leave your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

    Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!

    we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!

    our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!

    so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

    Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

    New Minecraft Servers

    COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

    WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

    BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

    So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP