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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1307 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 364 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.