Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.
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RegretCraft2030
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PeacefulKids Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!Reasons to join:
– Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back
– No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration
– Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama
– Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments
– Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!
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BlockyTraumaCraft
so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho
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Bread Winners Lose Most
join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.
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RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷♂️
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!
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CreeperParent Minecraft Server
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with legal battles, family feuds, and child support drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!👩⚖️ Take on the role of a guardian fighting for custody against a drug-addicted sibling! Will you win the legal battle and secure child support for your niece, or will family drama tear you apart?
💸 Garnish paychecks and bank accounts in a quest for justice and financial retribution! Who needs diamonds when you can have back child support payments?
🤪 Navigate through a world filled with huffy relatives and manipulative family members, all while trying to maintain your sanity and retirement fund!
🤷♂️ Are you the hero fighting for what’s right, or the villain holding onto a grudge forever? Join our server and find out if you’re the AH in this crazy family saga!
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Antarctic Ice Rave: 4.4m Rise
So, like, imagine if Antarctica was like melting super fast and the sea level was rising like crazy, right? Well, on this server, we’re like living in the year 2300 and the sea level has risen by 4.4 meters! But don’t worry, we’ve built epic underwater cities and stuff, so come join us and explore this wild new world! Swim with the dolphins or fight off mutant sea creatures, the choice is yours on our server! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! Let’s goooooo!
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DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!
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LimblessLad Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving with only one body part! Will you choose to lose an arm and become the ultimate archer, or sacrifice a leg and become the fastest player on the server? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where limbs are just a hindrance to your epic gameplay.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the one-armed warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Will you be the next hero to rise to fame and glory in our insane Minecraft world?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges and become a legend in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
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NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.
So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!