Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!
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Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society
18 year old, children, Companionship, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Desires, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Expectations, family, Girlfriend, long-term commitment, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, romance, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, society, unrealistic expectations, year, young love
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FamilyCraft Minecraft Server
cultural beliefs, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural importance, cultural norms, Cultural significance, Cultural traditions, family bonding, family dynamics, Family Planning, family priorities, family relationships, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, Familycraft, long-term commitment, Minecraft, parenthood, Server, societal expectations, starting a family, traditional values
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, starting a family is the ultimate goal!Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.
We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.
So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.
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GlutenGrieferCraft
Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.
But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?
Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?
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BabyCraft Minecraft Server
baby, BabyCraft, Beliefs, children, Christian, Commitment, common ground, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Divorce, family, foundation, long-term commitment, Marriage, Minecraft, readiness, relationship, Server, single parent, toxic relationships, VALUESLooking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).
Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?
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LoveCraftedMC
Affection, attraction, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heart, Intimacy, joy, long-term commitment, love, LoveCraftedMC, partner, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, Trust, Vulnerability
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
assistance program, bilateral relations, collaboration, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic recovery, european union, financial aid, financial support, foreign assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Partnership, Reconstruction, restoration, Server, SwissCraft, switzerland, Ukraine
lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!
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Imagine Wedding Minecraft Server
commitment ceremony, Forever Love, future together, Get Married, happily ever after, Imagine, lifelong commitment, long-term commitment, marital bliss, marriage dreams, matrimonial desires, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship goals, romantic aspirations, Server, soulmate, tying the knot, walking down the aisle, Wanting, Wedding, wedding bells, wedding vows
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and blocky bridesmaids? Look no further than our server! Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our community of players. Who knows, you might even have a Minecraft baby together (just don’t ask us how that works). So come on, join us and say “I do” to endless adventures and love in the world of blocks!
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FlaggedCraft SMP
Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!
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Pixel Love Connection
Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, Consistency, dating preferences, emotional connection, growth together, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal values, Physical attraction, PIXEL, relationships, shared interests, Trust, Understanding
Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring or two. Join now and swipe right on that special someone mining for your heart!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where contestants compete for the chance to win a romantic date with the most sought-after dragon in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to steal their heart and fly off into the sunset together?
So why settle for a boring old single-player world when you can join our server and embark on a quest for love, diamonds, and maybe even a happily ever after? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your player two – join us today!
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Love Block Adventures
Adventures, aging couples, Agreement, BLOCK, Communication, discrepancy, emotional connection, frequent sexual activity, Happiness, Intimacy, long-term commitment, long-term relationships, love, marital quality, marital satisfaction, older couples, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sexual compatibility, sexual expression, sexual frequency, sexual satisfaction, Spousesso, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!
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MealCommit SMP
Commitment, culinary preferences, Decision making, everlasting meal, favorite dish, food choice, food selection, forever meal, lifetime meal, long-term commitment, meal commitment, meal decision, meal for eternity, meal planning, meal selection, MealCommit, one meal for life, plate choice, single meal choice, smp, stuck with one meal, ultimate mealWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only meal you’ll ever eat is a virtual plate of pixelated steak! Why settle for a variety of food when you can have the same delicious steak every day? Join us and experience the thrill of constantly craving different foods while only being able to eat steak. Will you survive the never-ending steak challenge, or will you go mad with meaty monotony? Only one way to find out – join our SMP now!
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RegretfulRomance – Minecraft SMP
communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dating advice, emotional baggage, emotional intelligence, healthy relationships, long-term commitment, love languages, love lessons, Minecraft, past experiences, personal growth, RegretfulRomance, relationship expectations, relationship mistakes, relationship tips, SELF AWARENESS, self love, serious relationship, setting boundaries, smp, trust issues, Vulnerability
Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sheep riding competitions. Our server is home to a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a prank war that leaves your base covered in pink wool or a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome moments, like group mining sessions where we all hold hands and sing “Creeper, Aw Man” together. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find your true love in a player wearing a diamond helmet.
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CraftyConnections SMP
building relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyConnections, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, meaningful relationships, mutual growth, Partnership, Respect, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, Vulnerability
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you build is a dirt hut and a sad excuse for a farm? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to build epic friendships while also building epic structures!Join us on our server where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and alliances are made over stacks of diamonds. Want to know the secret to building meaningful relationships? It’s simple – just team up with your fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon, and trust us, nothing brings people closer together than fighting a giant flying lizard!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can build more than just pixelated houses, come join us and see what true friendship looks like in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery – who knows what kind of adventures you’ll find when you join us!
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CraftyChina: $51BillionJobs!
51BillionJobs, Africa, bilateral relations, China, collaboration, CraftyChina, development projects, economic boost, economic development, employment, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, growth, Infrastructure, Investment, job creation, Jobs, long-term commitment, opportunities, Partnership, Trade
yo, dis server be like China offerin Africa $51 billion in fresh funding, but instead of jobs we offer a million creepers to blow up yo builds! come join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, ain’t no boring mining and crafting here, just pure mayhem and madness! plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, but watch out for the lava pit trap right next to it! join now if you ain’t afraid of a little danger and a whole lot of fun!
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Longs Open Minecraft SMP Price
Buy and Hold, financial discipline, holding stocks, Investment mindset, Investment philosophy, investment strategy, long term investing, long term wealth building, long-term commitment, long-term gains, Long-term goals, long-term perspective, long-term success, long-term vision, longs, Minecraft, Open, patience, perseverance, price, refusing to sell, smp, stock market, stock market psychologyWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who can hold their lungs open for years at any price! That’s right, forget about breathing underwater potions, we have players who can just chill at the bottom of the ocean without a care in the world.And don’t even think about trying to make them close at a loss, because they will just wait it out like a boss. Imagine the epic battles they could have underwater, holding their breath for days while fighting off mobs and other players. It’s like a real-life Aquaman situation, but way more ridiculous.
So if you want to join a server where players have superhuman lung capacity and refuse to back down, then come join us! Just be prepared to witness some truly insane underwater battles and maybe even learn a thing or two about the power of perseverance.
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CraftyCaveManiacs
Ancient, Ancient Art, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art, artistic expression, cave painting, CraftyCaveManiacs, creativity, cultural heritage, early humans, Evolution, historical artifacts, History, human history, Indigenous art, Indonesia, Painting, prehistoric, Southeast Asia, Visual ArtsLOL join dis server cuz we got paintings older than ur grandma’s grandma’s grandma’s grandma! we got caveman vibes for days, u can pretend u a ancient artist while u build ur dirt hut. come join us and be part of history, or just make history by building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. whatever floats ur boat, man. just come hang with us and be part of the OG art scene.
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Authentic Vanilla: Where chaos and creativity collide! 1.21 Launching Soon!
authentic, block game, Chaos, collide, creativity, ddos attacks, discord server, early access, exploits, glitches, INFORMATION, Ip:, java, Lag Machines, Launching, Minecraft, Mods, mojang, multiplayer, OPTIMIZATIONS, Papermc, Real Life, rules, semi anarchy, Vanilla, well-beingServer Name Authentic Vanilla Minecraft Server Server Type Java Edition Minecraft Server Launch Later this month IP Will be posted once server goes public More Information Join the Discord Server Overview
Authentic Vanilla is a Java Edition Minecraft server that offers a pure vanilla experience with no resets or limitations on building. The server will run Fabric to allow for compatibility with multiplayer farms and avoid intrusive optimizations.
Rules
- No hacked clients or mods
- No glitches or exploits
- No harming server integrity
- Respect other players
FAQ
Q: When will the server launch?
A: The server will be launching later this month, approximately 2 weeks from now.
Q: Will there be a server IP?
A: The IP will be posted once the server goes public.
Q: Where can I find more information?
A: Join the Discord server for updates and announcements.
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MineCoop – Minecraft Server
Ashlands PTB, Blight: Survival, Build planners, cooperative games, coopg, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build planner, Darktide Crafting, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Deep Rock Galactic Season Five, Den Of Wolves, edf, EDF 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, killing floor 2, Killing Floor 3, left 4 dead 2, MineCoop, Minecraft, Payday 3, ready or not, remnant 2 dlc, SCP: 5K, Server, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, valheim, Vermintide, Vermintide 2 build planner, Vermintide 2 Versus mode, WartrackerWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, teamwork, and a whole lot of chaos.Picture this: you and your fellow players working together to build the most magnificent structures, slaying dragons, and conquering dungeons. It’s like a real-life RPG, but in block form!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special events like “Creeper Hunt” where you have to outsmart those sneaky creepers before they blow up your hard work. And don’t forget about “Diamond Rush” where players race to find the most diamonds in a limited time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon…so you better be prepared for some spooky surprises!
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CraftyWarriors – Minecraft Server
Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, MESA, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, WikiWelcome to our Mesa edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave warrior ventured into the depths of the Nether and emerged with a diamond sword so powerful, it could slay dragons with a single swing. Legend has it that this sword is still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting for a worthy player to claim it as their own.
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can find their way to this hidden paradise and claim the riches that lie within.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!
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CraftyWifeMC Server
abuser, aita, Apology, bigot, cis-guy, Conversation, COOKIES, CraftyWifeMC, dramatic situation, Explanation, image, invasive questions, judgement, language correction, mind her business, non-binary, reaction, Server, Snap, Surprise, telling my wife, trans people
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.
So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!
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KickCraft: No Room for Friends & Kids
aita, alcohol, Apartments, bad guy, BEDROOM, couch hop, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house guests, jeopardizing, kickcraft, kicking out, Kids, Marijuana, rental assistance, room, Roughhousing, rules, Shelter, subsidized housing, video games
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Looking for a place to crash with your friends and family? Look no further! Our server offers accommodations for all, whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking to explore.
Experience the thrill of living under someone else’s roof, just like in real life! Watch out for those sneaky house guests who overstay their welcome and bring chaos to your virtual home.
But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of setting boundaries and enforcing rules, just like our player who had to kick out a freeloading friend with three kids. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure?
Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration and everything in between. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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WeddingDisasterCraft Server
awkward receptions, bad wedding experiences, bridal party drama, cringeworthy vows, disastrous ceremonies, embarrassing moments, family feuds, regrettable nuptials, Server, wedding ceremony mishaps, wedding day disasters, wedding day regrets, wedding disasters, wedding fails, wedding guest horror stories, wedding horror stories, wedding mishaps, wedding nightmares, wedding planning gone wrong, wedding reception disasters, WeddingDisasterCraft, worst weddings
Are you tired of boring weddings where the cake tastes like cardboard and the DJ only plays the Macarena on repeat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the wedding woes! Join us for a wild ride where weddings are anything but traditional. Witness llamas walking down the aisle instead of bridesmaids, watch as the groom accidentally sets the cake on fire with a misplaced fireball, and don’t be surprised if the priest turns out to be a zombie villager in disguise. Say “I do” to the craziest weddings you’ve ever seen on our server!
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TrumpCraft: Epstein Files & Russian Ties
AMERICANS, collusion, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, Epstein, Files, Government, investigation, mainstream media, Media, News, Politics, Presidency, reddit, Russian, Russian diplomats, scandal, scandalous, TIES, trump, Trumpcraft, truth-seekingHey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secret connections between Trump, Epstein, and Russian diplomats in our virtual world. Who knew building blocks could lead to such scandalous revelations?
Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for juicy gossip and conspiracy theories here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the craziest mysteries Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
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CraftyPhilippines Minecraft Server
bilateral cooperation, Commitment, CraftyPhilippines, defense pact, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Ironclad, military partnership, military presence, Minecraft, mutual defense treaty, Pacific region, Philippines, reaffirms, regional stability, security alliance, Server, Southeast Asia, strategic alliance, US
join the most EPIC minecraft server ever cuz we got diamond armor for days and a village full of villagers who will trade you anything for emeralds. we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle in the sky. come join us and be part of the most LIT minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT AF.
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ChasmCraft: Ukrainians vs. Russia
ChasmCraft, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, European backers, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, optimism, Optimistic, poll, Profound chasm, public opinion, russia, Support, survey results, ukrainians, war efforts, winning warare you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a PROFOUND CHASM of fun waiting for you! our players are more optimistic about winning against creepers than any other server out there! we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you can imagine. join us and be a part of the most epic war against mobs that minecraft has ever seen! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!