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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4245 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!
