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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	583	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, advice, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, creeper, Crushers, davinci resolve, Diamond, Dig, DIGGERS, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, smp, Startups, Thread, trolling techniques, twitch, twitter, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	5527
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Votes:	2020	Animals Bred:	84
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

AllianceSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8272	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

AllianceSMP.apexmc.co:19132

Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

bloons, bloons challenges, bloons community, bloons discussion, bloons fans, bloons forum, bloons game, bloons general, bloons mobile, bloons multiplayer, bloons news, bloons online, bloons players, bloons strategy, bloons tactics, bloons td, bloons tips, bloons tower defense, bloons updates, btdg, Crafty, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchantments Applied:	300
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	62
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Votes:	4803
Dragon Eggs Found:	9346	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

play.fakemc.fun

GF Quest Minecraft Server

confidence building, dating advice, dating tips, emotional intelligence, finding love, getting a girlfriend, Incels, love life, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, Server, Social Skills, success stories

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

anxiety, anyone else, apprehension, bad vibes, DOOM, fear, feeling, foreboding, gut feeling, Impending, impending crisis, impending danger, impending disaster, impending doom., Minecraft, ominous feeling, premonition, sense of dread, sense of impending doom, smp, stress, uncertainty, unease, worry

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

acquaintances, administration, Business, Cities, concerts, Courts, diamond tycoon, Discord, Economies, Events, java, Minecraft, Players, Private, semi-rp, Server, SubCoin, Tycoon, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Votes:	5695
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Emeralds Found:	8099	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

185.9.145.212:25901

Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

action, artifact, comic book, Compliment, dark fantasy, Darkness, FANTASY, Flaw, graphic novel, Inner Demons, Justice, Minecraft, PIXEL, Playground, power struggle, Redemption, Sara Pezzini, Server, strong female lead, Supernatural, Supernatural Thriller, supernatural weapon, Top Cow Productions, Witchblade, Witchblades

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	394990
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Arcadia Online, Calcs, Chaos, creeper, CREW, Divine Pride, HerculesWS, iRO wiki, Minecraft, myro, online gaming, originsro, pre renewal, ragnarok online, RagnavRagna, rAthena, Renewal, Rog, Servers, Skill descriptions, smp, source code, Translation project, uaro, WOE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more craziness than a herd of sheep wearing leather armor.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up your neighbor’s house with TNT, but who’s keeping track?).

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have more online players than a horde of zombies on a full moon night. And if you don’t multiclient, you might as well be trying to take on the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword – it’s just not gonna end well.

Looking for resources? We’ve got databases that are more stacked than a chest full of diamonds. Need info on skills? We’ve got more skill descriptions than a villager has trades.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our source code – it’s like diving into the Nether without a fire resistance potion. Just be prepared for some mind-bending coding that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s craft and mine and build together in a world where anything is possible – even riding a pig off a cliff and surviving.