But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!
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BlackSwan40K SMP
100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shapeAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway? -
Fluoride Fun Zone
Benefits, Cochrane review, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, drinking water, fluoridation, fluoride, fluoride availability, fluoride benefits, fluoride decline, fluoride effectiveness, fluoride history, fluoride research, fluoride studies, fluoride toothpaste, fluoride use, Fun, oral health, preventive dentistry, public health, Zonehey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.
join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!
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๐ Infinite Confusion Isles [DMP] (1.21) (Java) (Semi-Spicy) (18-) (Whiteout) (Map) (PvP) (Grape-Friendly)
10k World border, bi-weekly events, Community, confusion, DMP, Donation perks, Dynmap, East US coast, Fast Leaf Decay, GrapeFriendly, Griefers, Head Drops, Infinite, Isles, java, Map, multiplayer, non-p2w, player-run, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, server performance, shopping district, trolling, Vanilla, vanilla special, WhiteoutInfinity Isles Minecraft Server Welcome to Infinity Isles!
Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla Whitelisted Yes, 18+ Server Start Date March 25th Version 1.21 World Border 10k Features
- Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life plugins
- Whitelisted community to ensure quality players
- East US coast server location for good connection
- Player-run shopping district
- Bi-weekly events and off-schedule activities
- Resource worlds for gathering materials
- Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
- Friendly staff team and active Discord community
Apply
Apply to join our server on Discord!
FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.
What are the server rules?
Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.
Can I donate to the server?
Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.
What kind of events do you host?
We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.
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Birthday Bash Minecraft Server
Bash, Birthday, birthday blessings, birthday boy, birthday cake, birthday cheers, birthday fun, birthday girl, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, birthday memories, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, celebration, Happy Birthday, mental health awareness, Minecraft, Server, special day, Suicide preventionHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!Join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enough enchanted weapons to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, it’s always someone’s birthday. So don’t kill yourself, come celebrate with us and enjoy some cake (in-game, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day!
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JXL on Windows Minecraft SMP
AVIF, Digital Media, file conversion, file format, Graphic design, image compression, image optimization, image quality, JXL, lossless compression, Minecraft, multimedia, new technology, smp, software, Software Development, software updates, Technology, Updates, web development, windows, Windows compatibility.Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house-trained).But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
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SpoiledBrat’sKitchen Minecraft Server
aita, Angry, Chores, cleaning up, cooking for herself, entitled, entitled to food, entitled to soda, Frustration, home alone, locked in room, Minecraft, no responsibilities, refuse to cook, Server, spoiled brat, SpoiledBratsKitchen, upset parents., upset sister, WhiningAre you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!
So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!
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GetOffMyLawnCraft
adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balanceLooking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.
So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP
BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens healthWelcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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CraftyCashLand
Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthinessAre you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! -
PinoyCraft Minecraft Server
Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnamso, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.
plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.
so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.
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CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu
arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world newslol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!