Long Tail MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Ganon Likes To Watch Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Ganon himself can’t resist watching the chaos unfold! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ganon is a huge fan of our server and loves to watch all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Rumor has it that he even takes notes on our epic builds and PvP battles to improve his own evil lair in Hyrule.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when a ninja chicken will swoop in and steal your diamonds, so keep an eye out for those sneaky cluckers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Trust me, there’s nothing more satisfying than smiting your enemies with the power of rainbows and sparkles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness that even Ganon can’t resist watching!

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BlockBuster Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find. Legend has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on a flying pig!

2. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja moderators who will ban griefers with their lightning-fast reflexes. They once defeated a horde of creepers by doing the floss dance!

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now they’re living in a sugary paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in a blocky world. And don’t forget to post the best movie from the year you were born in the chat – we love a good movie night!

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Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!

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Sunshine State Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Florida thread! This Minecraft server is hotter than a gator sunbathing on a beach. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located in the middle of a swamp, where you can ride on giant mosquitoes and battle it out with swamp monsters for loot. 2. Our PvP arena is a replica of Disney World, complete with roller coasters and Mickey Mouse mobs that drop enchanted ears. 3. We have a secret underwater base where you can swim with dolphins and steal treasure from sunken pirate ships. 4. Our staff team consists of actual Florida Man headlines, so you never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next. 5. We have a custom plugin that turns all creepers into Florida Man, who will chase you around with a live alligator strapped to his back.

So come on down to the Florida thread and experience the wildest Minecraft server this side of the Everglades!

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Deep Dick Dachshunds Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a wild and wacky community that loves to have a good time! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who claims to deep dick dachshunds in his spare time. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we hope). But if you’re looking for a server with a sense of humor and a touch of insanity, look no further!

Our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. One time, a group of players decided to build a giant potato statue in the middle of spawn just for kicks. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as quirky and unpredictable as they come, hop on in and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself deep dicking dachshunds alongside our resident expert. Just kidding…we hope.

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Minecraft Server: Update or Bust

long tail, Minecraft, game removal, game management, game quality

Are you tired of boring, outdated Minecraft servers that haven’t been updated in ages? Look no further! Our server is so cutting-edge that if an early access game goes 6+ months without an update, it should be delisted off Steam, we’re always ahead of the game! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of coding. So come on, dive into the madness and join us today!

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Coolest Console Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were built by a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Picture this: a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. We’ve got epic quests, insane mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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36 – Noob Pro Gamer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by Filipino players on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against them – our resident ninja warrior who can take down any opponent with just a carrot and a stick!

Join our SMP for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireworks out of their ears. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on and join our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to dominate the server and make history!

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Macaco’s Minecraft Server

Reality, introspection, dualism, dual nature, Existence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than the duality of macacozil! This server is so wild, it once had a creeper ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons. And guess what? The creeper won!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who can blow it up the fastest” competition? Trust us, it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts when you swing it.

So why wait? Join the duality of macacozil today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

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Game Over Diablo Minecraft Server

action, Demon, gaming industry, Hack and Slash, Gaming

Are you tired of battling demons and saving the world in Diablo? Well, say goodbye to all that seriousness and join our Minecraft server where the only demons you’ll be facing are creepers and the only world you’ll be saving is your own blocky creation!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to defeat Diablo himself. Build a giant chicken statue, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual square. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So say goodbye to the dark and gloomy world of Diablo and hello to the bright and colorful world of our Minecraft server. Who needs demons when you have a whole new realm of blocky fun waiting for you? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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