Long Tail Tags MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

”>but MUH GD Minecraft SMP”

muh, MUH GD, ack, smp, gd

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a field of glitter! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama. But fear not, for our hero defeated the llama with nothing but a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword. And thus, they became the ruler of the server, with all the diamonds and cake they could ever want.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the next legend of our server! Just remember, if you hear someone yelling “MUH GD..ACK”, it’s probably just our resident parrot trying to steal your diamonds. Happy crafting!

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E-Reader Thread Minecraft SMP

locked down, Preferences, Digital, books, Minecraft

Are you tired of being locked down and restricted like a prisoner in a Kindle? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Our e-reader system allows you to read any book you want, from classic literature to the latest fanfiction about Steve and his adventures in the Nether. So ditch the Kindle and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the only thing locked down is your next achievement.

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Neurotypical Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, neurotypical tags, post favorite anime character, Server, neurotypical character

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheepicorn! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And don’t forget to post your favorite Neurotypical anime character in the chat for a chance to win a pet creeper named Bob! See you there!

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Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

Good, yes, smp, Minecraft, did I do good

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

Kot thread, smp, kot, Minecraft, long tail tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

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Idea Board Minecraft SMP

normies, Killer, Meme culture, smp, niggers

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies on the regular internet? Do you want to escape the madness of watching n00bs rage over jpegs and drama? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the internet above the internet exists! Here, you can be free from the normie madness and chill with fellow non-normalfags who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join us and escape the normie life today!

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The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, No. 16255263, Minecraft, society, ANONYMOUS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Or how about teaming up with a group of friendly llamas to take down a gang of evil pandas who are trying to steal all the diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules! GO!GO!GO!GO!

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Isaac’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, long tail tags, Isaacs, roguelike, Minecraft

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the legendary Infestation 2 item that will turn you into an unstoppable force to be reckoned with! It took me 69 hours to master the power of Infestation 2, and now I rule the server with an iron fist (literally, because I have a diamond sword). Join us and become a Minecraft god in no time!

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He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

Server, Better Than You, he’s better than you, Hes, Minecraft

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

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> I Can’t President Minecraft Server

Server, long tail tags, i can’t president, president, Minecraft

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can become the President of the entire virtual universe! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, you’ll be making executive decisions and passing virtual laws like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Join them and learn the ways of stealth and combat in epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

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