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  • MilkyWayVirusZap

    MilkyWayVirusZap
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more infectious H5N1 influenza viruses than you can shake a stick at! but don’t worry, we’ve got heat treatment to make sure they don’t spread like wildfire.

    our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.

    so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.

    join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • ZombiePartsRUs

    ZombiePartsRUs
    Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

    So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

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  • CraftyCSTOExitPlan

    CraftyCSTOExitPlan
    so, liek, u kno how those russian dudes r all liek tryna keep armenia in their club? well, u betta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff goin on than that drama! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our admins are secretly aliens from outer space who will give u unlimited diamonds if u tell them a funny joke. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

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  • Was Was Wacky World

    Was Was Wacky World
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da most epic adventure of ur life. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and creepers doin the cha-cha slide. u can build ur own castle made out of marshmallows and ride a llama into battle against evil villagers.

    we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself shows up to breakdance. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots.

    so come on down to dis server where the only limit is ur imagination, and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandpa was a total legend in dat minecraft server.”

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  • ShipShapeCraft

    ShipShapeCraft
    come join our server and you can build a ship that will NEVER sink, unlike the titanic which is basically a floating grave. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness.

    we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you can even ride a pig into battle against the ender dragon, because why not? who needs a horse when you have a pig with attitude?

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. join us and become a legend in the minecraft world, or at least have a good laugh trying. come on, what are you waiting for? the titanic is in better shape than most ships of that era, so hop on board our server and let’s sail into the sunset of pure madness.

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  • HIV+ Family Fun Land

    HIV+ Family Fun Land
    join our epic minecraft server and increase ur life expantancy by 1000%! we got crazy parties every night, with disco balls and lava pits for u to dance around. our players are so lit, they make the sun look like a dim candle. u will be living ur best life on this server, trust me.

    we also have a secret underground society of unicorns who will grant u wishes if u bring them a diamond block. they will protect u from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with u. plus, they throw the best rainbow parties in town.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the world? if u can find it, u will be the richest player on the server. but be warned, the ghost likes to play pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch ur back!

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and live ur best minecraft life. ur future self will thank u for it. trust me, i’m a doctor.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarriors

    CraftyUkrainianWarriors
    so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “we need weapons to fight bad guys”? well, america was all like, “no way, jose!” but then they were like, “okay, fine, u can have some weapons.” and now this ukrainian military unit is all decked out in american gear and ready to kick some butt.

    but, like, here’s the twist: they’re not just fighting bad guys in real life, they’re also fighting bad guys in minecraft! that’s right, this ukrainian military unit has their own minecraft server where they battle it out with players from all over the world.

    and let me tell u, it’s a wild ride. there are epic battles, crazy challenges, and even secret missions that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, u get to play alongside real-life soldiers who know how to kick butt both on the battlefield and in the virtual world.

    so, if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush and join a server like no other, then come on down to this ukrainian military unit’s minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • CleanCraft Minecraft Server

    CleanCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us and learn some hygiene tips that will make your character smell like a field of daisies.

    Our players are so clean, they once defeated a horde of zombies just by waving their freshly washed hands in the air. And rumor has it that our admin’s toothbrush is made of diamond blocks.

    So if you want to level up your hygiene game and have a blast in the process, come join us on the server where cleanliness is next to godliness (and also next to some really epic loot).

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  • MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

    MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server
    Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

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