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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server
#security clearance, application, background check, Disclosure, documentation, entry requirement, foreign policy, Government, idf, immigration, international relations, Israelis, KiwiCraft, long tail tag, military service, Minecraft, new zealand, regulations, SECURITY, Server, service details, travel, VisaSo, like, u know how New Zealand is all about sheep and hobbits and stuff, right? Well, they got this crazy rule where they make Israelis spill the beans about their time in the IDF before they can come in. Like, what even, bro? But hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where nobody cares about ur military past, then come join us! We got pigs that can fly and cows that rap, it’s a whole party up in here. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of that action. Forget about New Zealand, come hang with us and let’s build some epic stuff together! -
CraftyUkrainian5%
Attack, capacity, Conflict, CraftyUkrainian5, Destruction, eastern europe, ENERGY, escalation, gas, geopolitical tensions, international relations, long tail tag, Military, Oil, refinery, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, WarLOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DESTROYING RUSSIA’S REFINERY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND BLOW UP 5% OF OUR COMPETITORS’ BLOCKS IN JUST TWO NIGHTS! WE’RE LIKE A WILD BUNCH OF CREEPERS READY TO EXPLODE YOUR MIND WITH EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! COME ON, DON’T BE A NOOB, JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS! -
CraftyCaptiveMC Server
so like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story about hamas altering hostages’ appearances before releasing them. like, imagine logging on and seeing villagers with crazy hair colors and funky outfits, all because they got “altered” by hamas. it’s like a whole new level of customization, ya know? join our server for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it! come join the fun and see what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server. it’s gonna be a blast, fo sho! -
CoatSnatcherCraft
BROKE, CAR, Coat, CoatSnatcherCraft, Daily, dog, gift, Girlfriend, Hospital, Jacket, long tail tag, Privilege, relationship, sticker residue, storage auction, Value, work, zipperWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we value coats more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of coat ownership like never before.Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.
We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.
So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!
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ElonCraft: Beyond Nazi Guilt!
Accountability, chair, Comments.., controversy, criticism, Dangerous, elon musk, ElonCraft, Ethics, Genocide, germany, Guilt, History, Holocaust, leadership, long tail tag, memorial, nazi, Nazi guilt, public figure, RESPONSIBILITY, societal impact, world war IISo, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And guess what? Elon Musk is there too, but he’s like, “Yo, forget about all that Nazi guilt stuff, let’s just build some epic stuff in Minecraft!” And then the Holocaust memorial chair is like, “Bro, that’s dangerous, we can’t just forget about history like that!” But Elon is all like, “Nah, let’s just have fun and build crazy stuff together!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server where history gets thrown out the window and Elon Musk is your building buddy, then you gotta join us ASAP! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me! -
Pixel Pussycat Paradise
Character, comic book, comic series, Cyclops, eye beam, fictional character, laser vision, Living, long tail tag, looking, Marvel, Mutant, mutant ability, mutant power, Paradise, PIXEL, pussy, pussycat, SuperHero, Superhuman, SUPERPOWER, unique talent, x-menYo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing sunglasses and the pigs can fly? Well, do I have the place for you! This server is so lit, even Cyclops could make a living just by looking at pussy.We’ve got diamond pickaxes that turn into magical wands, creepers that breakdance instead of explode, and villagers that sell you enchanted cheeseburgers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – that dude is actually a secret agent working for the llamas.
So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than a pack of rabid squirrels on caffeine.
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Pixel Dream Land 1.20.4
1.20.4, Board, cute things, disposable income, dream, e-girlfriend, flirt, girl, hang out, Land, long tail tag, NEET, Pay, PIXEL, PRETEND, REALISTICALLY, stream anime, stream gamesYo, bro, forget about paying a girl to be your e-girlfriend! Come join our Minecraft server instead!We got all the cute e-girls you could ever dream of, and they’ll hang out with you all day long while you stream anime and games to them.
Plus, they’ll flirt with you and say the cutest things that’ll make your heart melt.
No need to starve yourself, just hop on our server and let the e-girl magic happen! Join now for the ultimate e-girl experience!
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MasterOfMinecraftSMP
achievement, Beaten, challenge, Competition, completion, Dedication, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, high score, hobby, long tail tag, MasterOfMinecraftSMP, most times, Nostalgia, replay, skill, strategy, success, Victory, video gamesOMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our leader is a talking cow named MooMoo who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.One time, we had a massive PvP battle with a horde of evil chickens who were trying to take over the server, but we defeated them with our enchanted swords and epic parkour skills. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava just for fun.
So if you’re looking for a crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us on this server! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll all ride giant squids into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a giant statue of a potato out of solid gold. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.
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Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1
1.20.1, artwork, controversial, Cosmic, critique, Dark, explicit, Explorer, Fandom, gantz, graphic, History, Horror, long tail tag, Manga, manga panel, opinion, Sci Fi, Shocking.., two page spread, Ugly, violent, WORSTOMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?
Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!