Long Tail Tag MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

NEGATIVE, German, Nine, smp, Minecraft

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

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AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

long tail tag, Prevent, Disney, death, Lawsuits

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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TipsyCraft

TipsyCraft, Friends, buzzed, intoxication, wild night

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

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FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, WHIMSICAL, imagination, Appetite, FictFoodie

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

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NarukamiCraft: Sexy Edition

passionate, Supernatural, Manga, action, Mature

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Narukami Sexo Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to throw wild parties in the virtual world. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next! – We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the disco creepers! – Our custom-built PvP arena is shaped like a giant banana, because why not? Fight your friends in a fruity showdown that will leave you splitting your sides with laughter. – We have a rare unicorn mount that players can ride around the server, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever they go. Who needs a horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn? – Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of llama jousting. Challenge them to a duel and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate llama jouster!

So what are you waiting for? Join Narukami Sexo Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

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BlockBingeTV

Favorite, Beloved, TV series, Addictive, memorable

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

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CraftyAttack Minecraft Server

Minecraft, long tail tag, Israel, CraftyAttack, IMMINENT

lol this server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant zombie chicken or riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. our community is full of crazy players who love to build wacky structures and pull pranks on each other.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why this server is the craziest and most hilarious place to play Minecraft. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of mischief he might get up to. trust us, you won’t regret joining this insane adventure!

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CraftyConspiracies

Conspiracy debunked, #classified information, Deception, hidden agenda., alternative facts

Have you ever heard the conspiracy theory that the moon is actually made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually visit the moon and mine as much cheese as your heart desires! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with cheesy goodness and out-of-this-world fun. Who knew that the truth could be so deliciously absurd? So come on, join our server and uncover the mysteries of the cheesy moon!

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PixelLove Minecraft Server

shark, Happy Birthday, rin, Server, violent

Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays like never before! We once threw a party for a shark named Rin and things got so wild, even the creepers couldn’t handle it. Our August Birthday Marathon is in full swing, and if you don’t join now, you might miss out on all the shark-tastic fun. So come on over and celebrate with us, because where else can you party with a shark in Minecraft?

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Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

aggravating, Community, Minecraft, #venting, ANNOYING

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

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