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EarthMinusOne – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to delete one thing from Earth! But don’t worry, we’re not talking about your ex’s number or that embarrassing photo from last year’s Christmas party. No, we’re talking about deleting something like… gravity! Can you imagine the chaos of floating cows and flying creepers? Or maybe you’d rather delete Mondays so you never have to deal with that dreaded start of the week again. Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous deletions and even more ridiculous reasons to join our server. Who knows, you might even become the hero who finally deletes all the lag in Minecraft! -
Is R Truth /ournig/? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where R Truth is our honorary member, dropping truth bombs left and right. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness that is our Minecraft SMP! -
World’s Big Minecraft Server
Is it the Eiffel Tower? The Great Wall of China? Nope, it’s actually the size of the spawn area on our Minecraft server! It’s so massive, you’ll need a GPS just to find your way around.But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. It’s like a funky farm meets a disco party meets a TNT explosion extravaganza!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Steve, the mythical hero of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword becomes invincible and gains the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do their bidding.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and your pixelated dancing shoes – you’re gonna need ’em!
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Racist Anime Character Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Kafuu Chino from gochiusa! She may be cute and innocent on the outside, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got a wicked sense of humor and loves to stir up trouble in the virtual world.Join our server for a chance to witness Chino’s outrageous antics as she builds giant carrot farms, challenges players to coffee brewing competitions, and even hosts tea parties with creepers as guests. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch her yelling “BARISTA BOMB!” as she rains down potions on unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of casual racism (just kidding, Chino is actually a sweetheart), then come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
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The Jan-netty Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being the Marty Jannetty of your Minecraft squad? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us and become the Shawn Michaels of the server, leaving all your friends in awe of your building skills and PvP prowess.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Legend has it that whoever can tame this explosive spirit will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Who knew zombies had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate superstar of the server! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…
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Blocky Towers: 9/11 Coincidence?
Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you need to join this server ASAP!First off, did you know that the date September 11 was totally planned because the number 11 looks like those two towers? Mind blown, right? Well, on this server, we have a special event every year on September 11 where we build giant towers and then blow them up for funsies. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of all time – the Derpy Pigasaurus! Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Derpy Pigasaurus, it will grant you three wishes. And no, we’re not talking about regular wishes like a million diamonds or unlimited cake. We’re talking about wishes like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe. It’s totally legit, I swear!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your stuff 24/7. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Kotoka’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where Kotoka the Vampire Slayer reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we have the most insane adventures waiting for you.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Kotoka the Vampire Slayer awaits your arrival!
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> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!
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Black Is Beautiful Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where black is not just beautiful, it’s the only way to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil rainbow sheep invaded our land, spreading their colorful chaos everywhere. But fear not, for our brave players armed with obsidian swords and diamond armor fought back and banished those pesky sheep to the Nether forever! And now, our server is a peaceful haven where only the darkest blocks reign supreme. Join us and embrace the darkness, for black is truly beautiful in our country! -
Touhou Game Minecraft Server
Are you tired of waiting for the next Touhou game to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block is a pixelated danmaku bullet and every mob is a cute anime girl ready to kick your butt.But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive mini-games like “Spell Card Showdown” where you have to dodge bullets while trying to build a house, and “Marisa’s Magic Maze” where you have to navigate through a labyrinth of spell cards to reach the treasure at the end.
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Reimu Hakurei herself, who will challenge you to a danmaku duel for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get your Touhou fix without having to wait for ZUN to release another game!