Long Tail Tag MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

Rewatchable, Popular, Beloved, series, iconic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

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CraftyWarZones

War, CraftyWarZones, global security, geopolitical tensions, peace talks

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

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Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

processor, funny, innovation, Minecraft, Rap

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

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> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

smp, cuckittini, long tail tag, Pissi, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Blocky Justice: Death or Life

blocky, criminal justice, death penalty, criminal law, punishment

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

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Mario Kart 8 Minecraft Server

long tail tag, year 10, video games, Mario, Racing

Are you tired of waiting for Mario Kart 9? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your racing dreams! Join us and race against other players in epic Mario Kart-inspired tracks that will have you dodging banana peels and launching red shells like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that if you come in first place, you’ll unlock a secret warp pipe that leads straight to Princess Peach’s castle. So what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual kart and join us for some high-octane fun!

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BlockbusterBinge

Movie, Beloved, Favorite, all-time favorite, rewatched

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like a never-ending movie marathon, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their fancy tea party, but little do you know, it’s actually a trap set by a mischievous group of llamas who just want to steal your diamonds.

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll never run out of hilarious and absurd adventures to embark on. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to staging epic battles against an army of evil chickens, the possibilities are endless. So why rewatch that same old movie for the hundredth time when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join today and let the insanity begin!

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The Derpy Potato Minecraft SMP

keyboard art, japanese, face, derpy, Expression

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine every Friday night. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers… they’ve got some killer moves. (ツ)_/7

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Minecraft SMP: >SushiNinja<&

long tail tag, Diversity, smp, film adaptation, j k rowling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have the one and only Cho Chang in our SMP! That’s right, the Asian character literally named Cho Chang is here to bring some magic to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server for the chance to witness Cho Chang doing the most outrageous stunts and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. And every full moon, we hold a massive fireworks show that will blow your mind (and maybe your eardrums).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a wild ride with Cho Chang and all her crazy antics. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it)!

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CraftyFoolery

idiotic inventions, ridiculous inventions, dumb inventions, ludicrous inventions, crazy inventions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

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