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BussyBeast Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2754

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where Mr. Beast himself is in a bussy mood! That’s right, he’s roaming around the server giving out diamonds like they’re candy and challenging players to crazy competitions for epic prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies know how to bust a move. Join in on the fun and dance the night away while dodging exploding beats.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a rap battle to prove once and for all who’s the true ruler of the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an eye out for Mr. Beast and his bussy mood – you never know what crazy antics he’ll get up to next!

OrgasmCraft420

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mines Excavated:	3640
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5993
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Towns Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	168
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower