long shot scenarios – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PixelatedMiracle

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn through a field of diamond ore! Yes, you heard that right – our server is so magical that the impossible becomes possible.

Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content without gaining a single calorie. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Is my gf a throat GOAT? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out if your girlfriend is a throat GOAT…because why not add a little drama to your Minecraft experience?

Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. From building a giant statue of a potato to hunting down a mythical creature known as the Chicken King, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for our legendary PvP battles. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly PvP tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples…or maybe just a pat on the back. Either way, it’s worth it for the bragging rights alone.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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OccultKingdom Minecraft server

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SEASON 1 starts today! 06.11.2024?

? [OK] — Occult Kingdom RP – vanilla minecraft server for comfortable play with friends. Here you will have the chance to become the best builder, merchant, or even king!

Can you earn the trust of other players? It all depends only on you, your skills and ambitions!⚔️

? Why is it worth playing on our server?

We have a high-quality host without lags, there are plugins that do not kill vanilla, such as: Plasmo Voice (for communication in the game), customizable stands for armor with hands. Also, there is no donation and all players are on the same level.

__We don’t have creativity, fly, teleportation, private,__ only vanilla survival!?

? How to start playing?

It’s very simple, just fill out a mini-questionnaire in our discord server, and within a few minutes you will have the opportunity to play on the server! ☕️

95.216.88.232:25700

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BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can smoke your evening bowl while playing! That’s right, we encourage relaxation and good vibes while you craft and survive in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Creeper, a creeper who loves to chill and hang out with players. He won’t explode on you, he’ll just ask for some snacks and maybe a hit of your bowl.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination…and how high you can get!

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F-List Minecraft SMP General #6935

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we focus on creating character profiles and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with.

Join us if you’re tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience and want to dive into a world of kinks and depravity that will make your head spin. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our community is always ready to schizopost and discuss their wildest kinks.

Forget about creepers and zombies, the real monsters on our server are the ones hiding in the shadows with their twisted fantasies. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner freak and explore a world of erotic roleplaying like never before, join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride. Just watch out for that dude who’s a total faggot, he’s always causing trouble.

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Crying Screaming Depression Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping mechanisms, crying, depression, Despair, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self-care, Server, support system, Tears, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just make you want to cry and scream in depression? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be crying tears of joy and screaming with excitement!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon in Minecraft)! Our community is so wild and wacky, you’ll never have a dull moment.

And if you ever feel down, don’t worry – our resident clown will be there to cheer you up with hilarious jokes and pranks. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft – it’s time to embrace the chaos and have the time of your life!

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Clean Loser Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who take losing in a virtual block game WAY too seriously! Join us if you want to witness epic meltdowns over a pixelated defeat, just like that one time when Steve lost to a creeper and vowed revenge on all mobs in the game.

Our server is filled with drama and attitude problems, just like that one player who still can’t get over losing clean in a match against their rival. It’s been a whole year and they’re still seething about it, making every interaction on the server a potential powder keg of emotions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more drama than a soap opera, join us and witness the epic battles, the outrageous reactions, and the never-ending quest for virtual vengeance. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server, or the next player to throw a fit over losing a block-building competition.

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What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

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Asmongold TV is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his World of Warcraft gameplay and commentary. With a large following of dedicated fans, Asmongold is known for his entertaining personality and informative streams. He often discusses current events in the gaming community and shares his insights on various topics related to gaming and streaming. Asmongold’s engaging content and unique style have helped him become a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

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The Argentina match thread Minecraft SMP had less posts than the Chile x Venezuela Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than the Argentina vs Chile soccer match! Our server is so epic that even the current world champions would be jealous of the fun we’re having.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a South American soccer match. Who needs Messi when you can be the MVP of our server?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world that you’re the true champion of Minecraft!

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Front Line Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring history lessons? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the Eastern Front of WW1 like never before! Picture this: instead of trenches and battles, you’ll be building epic fortresses and engaging in intense PvP battles with other players. Who needs history books when you can relive the past in a totally wacky and entertaining way? Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

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