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CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Blocking, Corruption, Crafty, creeps, CREW, current, Diplomacy, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, Hope, Interference, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Server, trump, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Farms Harvested:	763

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GiggleCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8330	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

advice, Bonding, British, Brits, Communication, Community, Connection, culture, DATING, Edition, emotions, experiences, feelings, friendship, love, madness, Minecraft, new bf, relationships, sharing, Social, society, Support, Wild

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

badass, blocky, breaking boundaries, challenging expectations, chicks, Confidence, empowerment, equality, female archetype, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, nonconformity, Rebellion, rule, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Strong Women, TomboyCraft, Tomboys, Unconventional, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	59	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute shark, fins, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Ocean, partner, relationship, rule, sea creature, shark wife, Sharks, SharkyCraft, Spouse, teeth, Underwater, Wife, Wives

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	137	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	9714
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mines Excavated:	3466

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!