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PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	658811
Star Shards Collected:	184	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	433
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	150
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5396	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6957	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Emeralds Found:	2960
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.