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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4769 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).
Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.
So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.
