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Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium
lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style! -
UkraineCraft: Biden’s Arsenal

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, biden is gonna approve ukraine to use long-range western weapons in russia. can you imagine the chaos, dude? it’s gonna be like a crazy battle royale but in minecraft. you gotta join our server to experience the madness firsthand. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together! -
CraftyUkraineAid700mil

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a bit of a pickle right now? well, our minecraft server is here to save the day with $700 million in aid! we’re not just sending food and water, oh no. we’re sending long-range weapons to help them fight off those pesky creepers and zombies. join our server and be a hero in the virtual world while helping out in the real world too! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines for all the right reasons? come join us and be a part of something epic! -
UkraineCraft: No More Biden’s Restrictions

haha so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even Biden is talkin bout it! he was like “yo we gotta end Ukraine long-range weapons restrictions so we can all join this server and have a blast!”u know why u gotta join this server? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, we got dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and we got a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties!
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. ain’t that cool? so come on, join this server and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Blunder

haha u know what else is being worked out? joining this epic minecraft server! we got more long-range weapons than ukraine could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot fireballs and bows that shoot exploding chickens! plus, our president is a creeper who loves to blow stuff up for fun! join now and help us build a giant statue of a potato to honor our fearless leader! #potatopresident #minecraftmadness -
Zelenskyy’s Ramstein Raid

come join our epic minecraft server where we have long-range weapons to hit targets deep inside russia just like zelenskyy at ramstein! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no one actually gets hurt (except maybe some creepers). we have the craziest battles and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world! plus, our community is so awesome that even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
ZelenskyyCraft: Ukraine’s Epic Long-Range Fun

so, like, u know that ukraine dude, zelenskyy? he’s like, super cool and stuff. he’s all like, “yo, ukraine gonna make some sick long-range weapons, bro.” and the west is all like, “uhhh, we dunno if we should approve that, man.” but zelenskyy is just like, “screw it, we gonna deep strike russia with these bad boys.”join our server and be a part of the epic battle between ukraine and russia! build your own long-range weapons and show those russians who’s boss. plus, zelenskyy might even make a guest appearance and drop some sick bars while he blows stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the crazy action!
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putinwarnsmcserver

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!
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russiawepz4u

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.
so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!
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Canopy


Server Name CanopyMC Player Age Early to mid-20’s Server Type Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla Server Version 1.21.0 Server Mode Hard Mode Survival Overview:
We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord
Q: What is the average age of players on the server?
A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.
Q: What plugins do you have on the server?
A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.
Q: What type of events do you host?
A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.
Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?
A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Q: Are there community builds on the server?
A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.
Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?
A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.
Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?
A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

