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JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid

aid, arms sales, biden, Bidens, defense assistance, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JSOW munitions, JSOWCraft, long-range munitions, military aid, military assistance, military support, missile technology, national security, strategic partnership, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US support, Usa, weapons supply

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo!

Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

blended family, child-free wedding, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family inclusion, family loyalty, family relationships, family solidarity, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, girlfriend’s sister’s wedding, kid not invited, KidFree, Minecraft, niece and nephew, Server, stepfamily, Wedding, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation etiquette, WIBTA

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!

MineCraftBabyDrama

aita, brother, camilla, CARLOS, CHANGE, Connection, Copying, cousins, family name, Hispanic, irish, late father, middle name, MineCraftBabyDrama, Naming, neutral, Oisín, outside opinions, sister-in-law, Son, Stole, Traditional, Weirdo

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6203	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Just like this player’s brother and sister-in-law, you have the freedom to name your in-game characters whatever you want. But beware, if you choose the same name as someone else, chaos may ensue!

Join our server and experience the drama unfold as two cousins battle it out over the name Oisín. Will they come to a truce and share the name, or will they engage in an epic naming war? Only time will tell on our server!

With families from all over the world, including Irish and Hispanic backgrounds, you never know what kind of naming shenanigans will happen next. So come join us for a wild ride of naming disputes, cultural clashes, and family drama – all in the world of Minecraft!

HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

Bliss, Contentment, emotional wellness, finding happiness, fulfillment, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a feeling, happiness is a journey, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, Happy, happy memories, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, moment, positive emotions, self-care, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	151	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Mines Excavated:	4056	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

LazyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	2539	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Potions Brewed:	97	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	192
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	391	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Votes:	2745	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7744	Secret Passages Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5661
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!