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HypersonicCraft: 1200+ Miles in 11 Mins

Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, Houthi rebels, hypersonic ballistic missile, HypersonicCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, long range missile, MIDDLE EAST, Miles, Military, Mins, missile attack, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Technology, Tension, WARFARE, Yemen

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like no other, cuz we got Houthi rebels launching hypersonic ballistic missiles at Israel in just 11 minutes! Join us for the most explosive and intense Minecraft experience ever! Build your base, fend off attacks, and see if you can survive the chaos of war! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have missiles flying left and right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MissileCraft: Podolyak’s Range

600-700 km, arms race, ballistic missile, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, first, long range missile, Military, missile development, missile program, missile range, missile technology, missile testing, MissileCraft, national security, Podolyak, Podolyaks, RANGE, strategic deterrence, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	101829
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ores Mined:	5405

lol u guys wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got BALLISTIC MISSILES?? yea u heard right, we got missiles flyin all over the place, blowin up creepers and stuff. come join us and see if u can survive the chaos. we got a range of 600-700 km so u better watch out, u never know when a missile might come flyin at ya. it’s like a real life game of dodgeball but with explosives. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see if u can become the ultimate missile dodger on our server.

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	1382	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Towns Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1900	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Towns Built:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6943
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	61	Crops Grown:	7733
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

10play, AEDT, Australia, Australia vs Saudi Arabia, battle, Competition, DesertDwellers, DownUnder, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, goals, International, Kickoff, Live Stream, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, Saudi Arabia, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Victory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!