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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8058 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3862 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
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