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NightmareSituationMC SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, difficult experiences, emotional distress, fear, healing, mental health, Nightmares, nightmares revisited., NightmareSituationMC, overcoming challenges, past traumas, personal growth, psychological impact, resilience, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Have you ever been chased by a horde of zombie chickens while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you’ve accidentally unleashed a pack of creepers in your friend’s base just for fun? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. The possibilities are endless, just like the nightmares you’ll have after playing on our server!

RespawnAfterLife

Afterlife, afterlife theories, BELIEF, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgement, Life after death., mortality, Peace, philosophical ponderings, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnAfterLife, Soul, spirituality, the unknown, uncertainty

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Ever wondered what happens after you bite the dust in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you respawn in a magical land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying creepers! Join us for the chance to explore the afterlife like never before. Who needs heaven or hell when you have a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build the craziest structures imaginable. So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate respawn adventure!

JunglePave Minecraft Server

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, Brazil, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Federal Court, global warming, highway paving, infrastructure development, judicial decision, JunglePave, legal action, legal injunction, Minecraft, Rainforest, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, so like, if ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, listen up! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than a federal court in Brazil stoppin’ highway paving ’cause of climate change! Like, imagine buildin’ your own rainforest in Minecraft and protectin’ it from evil highway builders. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs runnin’ around, makin’ the whole place a wild adventure. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

RedlineCraft

Condemnation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, extremism, foreign ministry, global affairs, Government, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

Active Discord, Chunk Backups, close-knit group, Community Focused, Community members, CrabCraft, crabs, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, Inspired, java, Land, Minecraft, player, Player Shops, Safe Environment, SEASON 2, Server, shopping, Shops, simple voice chat, spree, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	4730

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Asexual, asian women, beef diet, Black women, blacked, high testosterone, homosexual, horny, Japan, japanese women, JAV coomer, low testosterone, Minecraft, nofap, rapist feeling, Server, testosterone boost, theory, white women, Yellow fever, YellowCure

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crops Grown:	1164	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

adult content, anger, controversial, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit dialogue, explicit language, explicit scenes, forced, Frustration, INTENSE, intense emotions, intense feelings, Lightning, LightningFrenzy, mature themes, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, sexual, sexual tension, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Mom-in-Law Block Party

Assertiveness, BLOCK, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Heart condition, in-laws, living arrangements, Manipulation, MomInLaw, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, support systems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5221	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

GirlyGamerGal Minecraft SMP

breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, equality, feminism, gender assumptions, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality awareness, gender equality movement, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender stereotypes debunked, GirlyGamerGal, Minecraft, misconceptions, smp, societal norms, Women empowerment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	233
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP where women dominate the virtual world with their epic building skills and PvP prowess! Our server is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions at every turn. You’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, like the time when a group of players rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers armed with diamond swords. So come join us and show the world that women can kick butt in Minecraft too!

RegretfulSplurge

buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, costly mistake, costly regret, expensive mistake, expensive purchase, expensive regret, expensive splurge, extravagant purchase, extravagant regret, financial mistake, high-priced purchase, luxury item regret, money wasted, regretful buy, regretful spending, RegretfulSplurge, regrettable purchase, remorseful spending, splurge regret, wasted money

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!